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Deb: Yes. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. Don: Then who you gonna vote for? Napoleon Dynamite: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? [Don scoffs and walks away] Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons? [Don hands Napoleon a Vote 4 Summer button] Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away] (Ace Goodman) | |
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Pedro: Is she hot? Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself. [hands him Deb's glamor shot sample] Pedro: Wow. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year. Pedro: I like her bangs. Napoleon Dynamite: Me too. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: Trisha. Pedro: Who's she? Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance. Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did. (Ace Goodman) Pedro: Why? Napoleon Dynamite: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her? Napoleon Dynamite: No. Not unless she likes fish. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about? (Ace Goodman) Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! (Ace Goodman) Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong? Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good. [takes telephone and dials number] Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi. Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kip: What do you need? Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me? Kip: I'm really busy right now. Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me. Kip: Why? Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good! Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me? Kip: No. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip: See ya. Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot! (Ace Goodman) Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like? Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own. Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today. Randy: [kicks the tots] Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot! (Ace Goodman) Pedro: That girl over there. Napoleon Dynamite: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that? Pedro: Build her a cake or something. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big. Deb: Thank you. I made them myself. Napoleon Dynamite: So you and Pedro getting really serious now? (Ace Goodman) [all three turn their heads in a slant] Deb: Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. [All three slowly ease up fists under their chins] Deb: This is looking really good. Kip: You can say that again. [Uncle Rico acknowledges] Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses. [Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera] Deb: [takes the picture] That was one that I think is gonna come out really nice. Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb. [Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly] Uncle Rico: You're up Kip. Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear? (Ace Goodman) FFA Judge No. 1: That's right. Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss. Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch. FFA Judge No. 2: Correct. Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss. (Ace Goodman) Deb: I'm trying to make some money so that I can go to college. Napoleon Dynamite: Your mom goes to college! (Ace Goodman) Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: Sweet! (Ace Goodman) | |
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