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Jack Rafferty: You're making a big mistake, man. A *big* mistake. Dwight: You made a big mistake yourself... you didn't flush. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! (Ace Goodman) Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Kip: I'm out making some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina. Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! (Ace Goodman) Kip: How bout some gold bracelets? Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man. Kip: That's true, that's true. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: Yes. D-Qwon: All right then, let's get started! (Ace Goodman) LaFawnduh: I'm LaFawnduh. Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here? LaFawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip? LaFawnduh: Why are you so sweaty? Napoleon Dynamite: I've been practicing. LaFawnduh: Mmmm. Practicing what? Napoleon Dynamite: Some dance moves. LaFawnduh: You like dancing? (Ace Goodman) Cholo No. 1: Simon! (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. (Ace Goodman) Uncle Rico: I don't know. Not sure. Napoleon Dynamite: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies. Uncle Rico: Ha ha! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old. Kip: I don't mind if you stay. (Ace Goodman) [kip bows slightly] Rex: . [shouts] Rex: Bow to your sensei! (Ace Goodman) Uncle Rico: What? Are you… you're already losing your steam? Kip: No. I just… I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then. Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all. Kip: All right. Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room? Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know. Uncle Rico: You.. you… you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone? Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long. Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window. (Ace Goodman) Kip: So how long are we talking about working? Uncle Rico: What are you already losing your steam? Kip: No, I just... I have a chat room meeting at 4. I gotta be back here by then. Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier, that's all. Or else work afterwards. How long is the chat room? Kip: Jeez, sometimes up to 3-4 hours maybe... Maybe not. Uncle Rico: You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone? Kip: Yeah, grandma's still paying per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes cause I'm on there so long. Uncle Rico: I bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwing you out the window. (Ace Goodman) Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals. (Ace Goodman) Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself. Uncle Rico: Right on... right on. (Ace Goodman) Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. (Ace Goodman) | |
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