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Ryan Harrison: Sister? Cass Lake: It's like a brother, only you do each other's hair. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Off-screen voice: Hey, Cass. Who's your new friend? (Ace Goodman) Sgt. Orono: We'll pick her up Lt. Fergus Falls: No. No. There are better ways to find out what a woman knows. Sgt. Orono: Dinner and a movie, lie to her, say you lover her. Lt. Fergus Falls: That works, but in this case we're going to stake out her place. She's going to lead us to Ryan Harrison. (Ace Goodman) Scott: Affirmative. Carly: ...this is the last time you use the "e" word. Okay? (Ace Goodman) Old Man: You're the one who's gonna need to take care. (Ace Goodman) Old Man: Long distance? Chris: Uhm... what isn't long distance from here? Old Man: You cuttin' wise with me, son? Chris: No sir, it's just... I'm running behind and I really need to make a call. Old Man: Well that there's my only phone. Chris: Right. The highway's jammed up pretty bad, do you know of another route heading south? Old Man: Nope. Chris: [consults a map on the wall] Say, why's this Bear Mountain Road a dotted line? Old Man: Dirt. Chris: Dirt road? Old Man: Bet they ain't even got around to paving it yet. Chris: Looks like it runs into the highway about fifteen, twenty miles. Is that right? Old Man: If you say so. Chris: Thank you very much sir, you take care. [Chris gets in his car, and drives off] Old Man: You're the one who's gonna need to take care. (Ace Goodman) Chris: Chris Flynn Jessie: You hurt Chris Flynn? Chris: No I'm fine, Jessie: Good [throws a bag at Chris] Jessie: cause you're the mule. (Ace Goodman) Carly: That is not funny. Scott: Look's who scared now... sorry Carly: Whatever, just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms. [Jessie and Chris start laughing] Chris: I think they need to be alone. (Ace Goodman) [Points to map] Carly: That's because we don't have the redneck world atlas. (Ace Goodman) Scott: Actually, maybe we should keep walking. Carly: What, the next house is gonna have a white picket fence? Scott: If there is a next house. (Ace Goodman) Carly: I don't know, but can you help me find the bathroom? Scott: Baby, I think this is the bathroom. (Ace Goodman) Jessie: Why? Chris: 'cause we're gonna knock this fucker outta the tree! (Ace Goodman) Francine: No, you know how she loves this outdoors stuff. Evan: Yeah. If you ask me, though, nature sucks. Francine: Well, the next time she gets dumped we'll take her to New York. (Ace Goodman) Scott: Yeah, it's like the garage sale from hell. (Ace Goodman) | |
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