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Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything! Syndrome: Too late! Fifteen years too late. (Ace Goodman) Helen: India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*. [she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers] Helen: Disengage, repeat, *disengage*! Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything! Syndrome: Too late! Fifteen years too late... Helen: Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane! Violet: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers! Helen: I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*! [missiles close in] Dash: [frightened] Mom? Helen: *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane! Mr. Incredible: NO! Helen: [shouts] Put a field around us, *now*! Violet: [frightened] But I've never done one that big before...! Helen: Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort! [the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't] Helen: Abort abort abort! [the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them] (Ace Goodman) Syndrome: Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics the world has ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that *everyone* can have powers. *Everyone* can be Super! And when everyone's Super... [chuckles evilly] Syndrome: No one will be. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Syndrome: Shhh. The baby's sleeping. [Syndrome gets up with Jack-Jack still in his arms, preparing to leave] Syndrome: You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry. I'll be a good mentor: supportive, encouraging... [glares at Mr. Incredible] Syndrome: Everything you *weren't*. And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick. (Ace Goodman) Voice in crowd #1: The Supers have returned! Voice in crowd #2: Is that Fironic? Voice in crowd #3: Fironic? Voice in crowd #4: No, Fironic has a different outfit! (Ace Goodman) Helen: I thought you'd be back by 11. Bob: I said I'd be back later. Helen: I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all, you'd be "back later". Bob: Well I'm back, okay? (Ace Goodman) Mirage: There isn't much time. [Mr. Incredible grabs her by the throat] Mr. Incredible: No, there isn't. [He stands up and holds her in the air] Mr. Incredible: In fact, there's no time at all. Mirage: [Choking] Please. Mr. Incredible: Why are you here? How can you *possibly* bring me lower? What *more* can you take away from me? Mirage: [Choking] Your family... survived the crash. They're here... on the island. Mr. Incredible: They're alive? (Ace Goodman) [Bob kisses her] Mr. Incredible: How could I betray the perfect woman? Elastigirl: Oh, you're referring to *me* now? (Ace Goodman) Helen: What are you saying? Edna: Do you know where he is? Helen: Of course... Edna: Do you *know* where he is? (Ace Goodman) [sigh] Syndrome: And then you had to go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help? [Mocking voice] Syndrome: Oh, help me! Help me! Lame, lame, lame, lame, *lame*! (Ace Goodman) [laughs maniacally; Mr. Incredible tries to catch him, but Mirage pushes Syndrome out of the way and is captured] Mr. Incredible: Release me, now! Syndrome: Or what? Mr. Incredible: I'll crush her. Syndrome: That sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead. [Mirage gasps] Mr. Incredible: It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick. Syndrome: [chuckles] Show me. [after a tense few moments, Mr. Incredible lets go of Mirage] Syndrome: I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You're weak! And I've outgrown you. (Ace Goodman) Bob: Okay. Why? Gilbert Huph: Why what? Be specific, Bob. Bob: Why are you unhappy? Gilbert Huph: Your customers make me unhappy. Bob: Why? Have you gotten complaints? Gilbert Huph: Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy! (Ace Goodman) Cop: Freeze! Lucius: I'm thirsty. Cop: I said freeze! Lucius: I'm just getting a drink. [takes the cup to his lips and drinks] Cop: Okay, you had your drink. Now, I want you to... Lucius: I know, I know. Freeze. [freezes the cop] (Ace Goodman) Lucius: We're gonna get caught. Bob: Fire! Yeah! (Ace Goodman) Edna: Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit. Bob: You're the best of the best, E Edna: [Walking up stairs] Yes, I know, dahling. (Ace Goodman) Helen: What on earth do you think the baby will be doing? Edna: Well, I am sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. (Ace Goodman) Edna: This is Edna. Helen: E? This is Helen. Edna: Helen who? Helen: Helen Parr. You know... [sighs] Helen: [whispers] Elastigirl. Edna: [booming] DARLING! How are you, it's been such a long time... Helen: [nearly dropping the phone] Yes, yes, it's been a while, hasn't it? (Ace Goodman) Lucille Krunklehorn: It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days! Mr. Willerstein: Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something? Lucille Krunklehorn: Nope, I have the caffeine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee. You can stay up for days with no side effects. Ahhh! Sorry. (Ace Goodman) | |
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