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John Beckwith: Yeah. Kathleen Cleary: You should've played in your underwear. (Ace Goodman) Sack Lodge: Well, can you get me some 7Up, because I think I'm about to get vulnerable again! (Ace Goodman) | |
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John Beckwith: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is! Jeremy Grey: I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me? John Beckwith: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons? Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up. John Beckwith: That's a little heavy. Jeremy Grey: I mean like, hunt a human being right now, "Most Dangerous Game". Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods. (Ace Goodman) Todd Cleary: [suddenly incensed] Would that make you love me? (Ace Goodman) Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that? Jeremy Grey: Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view toward everybody here. But hey, lets go kill some birds. I'm psyched. (Ace Goodman) Jeremy Grey: Ever...? Gloria Cleary: 'Cause I'd find you! (Ace Goodman) John Beckwith: We're brothers from New Hampshire. We're venture capitalists. Jeremy Grey: I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate. John Beckwith: Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup. Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick? (Ace Goodman) Jeremy Grey: You said the book wasn't yours. John Beckwith: It's not mine, but I read a few pages. (Ace Goodman) Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me. (Ace Goodman) Jeremy Grey: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep. (Ace Goodman) Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me. (Ace Goodman) | |
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