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Gloria the Hippo: Alex, you can't swim back to New York! Alex the Lion: I said my chances are slim! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Marty the Zebra: Don't you be calling me cuckoo in the head! (Ace Goodman) Twitchy: [pointing at writing on dynamite] Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian. (Ace Goodman) Red: They call me red because I wear this red hood. Nicky Flippers: What about when you're not wearing the hood? Red: [pause] I usually wear it. (Ace Goodman) Red: I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G. Or are you the Bandit? Det. Bill Stork: Aw-Kward! [awkwardly side slips out of the room] Granny: You're being ridiculous Red. Red: I'm being ridiculous? You're off living... La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills, and I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl? Tommy: I have a... Nicky Flippers: Coffee break, anyone? Chief Grizzly: Uh, yeah Det. Bill Stork: Whose got my keys? Raccoon Jerry: You think granny would mind if i went through her garbage? Chief Grizzly: Excuse us. Granny: I thought you were happy. Red: Open your eyes. I've never even been outside of the forest. Don't you think I'd want more than that? Granny: Of course you do. You're a Puckett. Red: [sighs] I don't know what that means anymore (Ace Goodman) The Wolf: I'm a shepherd. (Ace Goodman) The Wolf: I'm your grandma. Red: Your face looks really weird, granny. The Wolf: I've been sick, I... uh... Red: Your mouth doesn't move when you talk. The Wolf: Plastic surgery. Grandma's had a little work done. (Ace Goodman) Granny: Oh, it says "World's Greatest Grandma". Red: Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators". (Ace Goodman) [walks past dog typing notes] Nicky Flippers: Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth. The Wolf: The Goody Bandit Nicky Flippers: That's right. The Bandit's still at large. There's been a lot of finger pointing tonight, but now all fingers point to the Bandit. The Woodsman: Not my finger! [quickly puts index finger in mouth and starts sucking it] Nicky Flippers: Oh no, you were just out damaging forest property, cutting down the redwoods we all call home. [the Woodsman starts spluttering] Nicky Flippers: Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want from little goody-loving creatures, couldn't you? The Woodsman: But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that? Nicky Flippers: Thats right, someone did. Maybe a snack food competitor. Right Granny? Granny: Now hold on a pea-picking minute! I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, but that's no reason to be suspicious. The Woodsman: Huh? Nicky Flippers: A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes. Chief Grizzly: And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Eh? Nicky Flippers: Or she could just be another victim... of a hungry Wolf The Wolf: Ah, the wolf did it. Talk about profiling. Nicky Flippers: Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living? Chief Grizzly: Maybe he's not a wolf at all! The Wolf: You got me. I'm a poodle. I just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time. Chief Grizzly: Is this all just a big joke to you? The Wolf: I just followed the girl here. Granny: You leave my granddaughter alone! Nicky Flippers: Yes, now we get to Little Red, the girl with the basket on the run. [camera points to empty chair] Nicky Flippers: Where is she anyway? (Ace Goodman) Twitchy: Caffeine! Yeah baby! (Ace Goodman) The Wolf: Twitchy! You scared me! Twitchy: [speaking very quickly] Hey boss, I called the taped-I beeped you on your beeper. Did you get my beep? The Wolf: Twitchy, you gotta calm down. Twitchy: [continues speaking quickly] I got up early and I got the gear I was watching the girl like you told me to, the girl in the red hood. The Wolf: Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Did you see where she went? Twitchy: She went past the porcupines and the red bird's tree and the guy with the long beard and now she's up the creek and she sings everywhere she goes. She's like lalalalalalalalalala... The Wolf: Yeah, yeah, I'm way ahead of you. we gotta find out who she's working for. You got the camera? Twitchy: The 220x and a photograb with autofocus. Ooo, look at that - come with a 500 millimeter lens. You want the color or black and white? The Wolf: Doesn't matter. Twitchy: I brought a flash! [takes a picture] The Wolf: Will you put that away? It's covert. No flash! Twitchy: [takes the flash off] Undercover, got it. Mmm-hm. Nobody sees, nobody knows. Click-click, heh heh! [grins] The Wolf: [stares at Twitchy] You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee? Twitchy: Oh, I don't drink coffee! (Ace Goodman) [gives twitchy the coffee] The Wolf: We may want to stand back. Twitchy: [Sips coffee and his eyes buldge and he starts shaking] Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wahooo! Caffeine! Yeah baby! Whoa! The Wolf: Go get 'em boy. [Twitchy takes off and bounces all over the place] The Wolf: What... have I done? Granny: Now the rest's up to us. The Woodsman: Can I have coffee? (Ace Goodman) The Wolf: You can call me Sheila. I like long walks and fresh flowers. Chief Grizzly: Quit playing around, Wolf! You're looking at 3 to 5 in an old shoe with no windows, SO START SINGIN'! (Ace Goodman) The Wolf: I don't know, maybe to make herself look innocent. I just write the news Chief, I don't make it. Red: For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job. The Wolf: What can I say? I was raised by wolves. (Ace Goodman) The Wolf: What can I say? I was raised by wolves. (Ace Goodman) Nicky Flippers: Ah, remember Ted, pieces of the puzzle make funny shapes, but they still fit together in the end. Chief Grizzly: Boy, you're just full o' those, aren'tcha? (Ace Goodman) Woolworth: Why you gotta be like that? (Ace Goodman) | |
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