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Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry! Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island! Veronica Corningstone: Well you... have bad hair! (Ace Goodman) [shouts] Public TV News Anchor: no mercy! (Ace Goodman) Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] Good one! (Ace Goodman) Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron. Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited! (Ace Goodman) Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man! Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love. Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that? (Ace Goodman) Brian Fantana: Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. [to the Panda] Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out of here, Panda Jerk! (Ace Goodman) Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there! (Ace Goodman) Ron Burgundy: That's a given. Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you! I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together! (Ace Goodman) rian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while. (Ace Goodman) Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick! (Ace Goodman) [pause] Todd Cleary: Painting homo things! (Ace Goodman) John Beckwith: It is half full. (Ace Goodman) | |
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