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Andy Stitzer: I don't believe in guns. (Ace Goodman) Cal: No. [pause] Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life? (Ace Goodman) | |
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Tino: You will eat that cat poop! Ron Burgundy: I will not eat cat poop! Tino: You will eat that cat poop before you talk about my city that way again! Ron Burgundy: Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak? [he eats the cat poop] Ron Burgundy: Oh, God! Tino: Somebody get him a steak quick! Ron Burgundy: I'll eat the whole hunk of shit! I don't care! (Ace Goodman) Champ Kind: I know. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I'm not kidding! It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up. Brick Tamland: Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. (Ace Goodman) Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna. (Ace Goodman) Frank Vitchard: Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place (Ace Goodman) | |
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