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[the phone rings, and The Cat answers it] The Cat: City Morgue! The Fish: EIGHTEEN! (Ace Goodman) Sally: Mommy, can't I have some rules? Mom: No chewing tobacco. (Ace Goodman) The Cat: Who, Me? Why I'm The Cat in the Hat, there's no doubt about that. I'm a super fundiferous feline, who's here to make sure that you're..."meline"..."key lime"..."turpentine". I got nothing! I'm not so good with the rhyming, not really, no. Look, I'm a cat that can talk that should be enough for you people! (Ace Goodman) | |
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The Cat: [as a cooking show host] Did you say minutes away? that's impossible! The Cat: [as the cook] You're not just wrong, you're stupid. The Cat: [as a cooking Show host] now, wait just a minute... The Cat: [as the cook] And you're ugly, just like your mum. (Ace Goodman) The Cat: [tipping on Quinn's shoulder] That'd be me. BOOH! (Ace Goodman) Conrad: Why not? It's just a crate. The Cat: This isn't just any old crate, it's the Transdimensional Transporterlator. It's kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world. Conrad: But it says "Made in the Philippines". The Cat: Yes, but not these Philippines. (Ace Goodman) The Cat: Hmm, How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide to... Conrad: No, no, no, no, no. Where did you *come* from? The Cat: My place, what do you think? (Ace Goodman) [Vaudeville Keyboard music] Sally: There is? The Cat: Yes. It involves... MURDER! (Ace Goodman) Sally: S-L-O-W? The Cat: Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter? Conrad: Oh, you mean... The Cat: NO! Quick! To the S.L.O.W.! (Ace Goodman) The Cat: I'll try. Sally: [Grabs the Cat in the Hat by his bowtie] You'll try? You do! (Ace Goodman) Lawrence Quinn: Oh, I think you're gonna love it! It's just like summer camp, except with brutal forced marches and soul-crushing discipline. (Ace Goodman) Sally: The fish is talking. The Cat: Sure, he can talk. But is he saying anything? No, not really. (Ace Goodman) Conrad: That's my mom. [pause] The Cat: Awkward. (Ace Goodman) Waxing Lady: Sorry. Andy Stitzer: [calms down very quickly] Gosh, I am so sorry. I usually don't curse. (Ace Goodman) | |
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