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Sebastian Gore-Brown: [clears throat] Jimmy? [Jimmy looks up from underneath the cover] Sebastian Gore-Brown: Morning. We're the documentary team, we'll be filming you 24 hours a day in the run-up to the fight. Jimmy: Of course, the fight. Who would have thought it? Jimmy Connelly fighting Jose Mendez for the championship belt. Sebastian Gore-Brown: So, tell us, how does Jimmy Connelly start his day? Jimmy: Umm... Well, as you probably noticed... I normally start off in the morning with a set of 50 sit-ups... (Ace Goodman) [screaming at Paddy] Jimmy: I'll bleedin' knock YOU out, you... mad old Irish bastard! (Ace Goodman) Artie Cohen: A problem? Well, my definition of a problem is a trivial annoyance, easily overcome with quickness of thought. No, this is a situation. Sebastian Gore-Brown: And... and and what exactly is-is your-your definition of a-a situation? Artie Cohen: Two limey fucking filmmakers hanging from their skinny pricks over an 8th floor balcony, for shooting unauthorized footage of an Arty Cohen fighter. THIS! THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF A SITUATION! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Leonard: Something painful, gov? (Ace Goodman) [pushing over table] Pete Wright: And if you ever come back, I'll serve the fucking pair of you! (Ace Goodman) Herbie Bush: C, K, C, K, CK... It's flummoxed. (Ace Goodman) Annie: You're lying. I know for a fact that Colin Petley's coming from Keighly with his collection of tea towels. (Ace Goodman) [to reporters] Annie: sorry. That's our Miss September. (Ace Goodman) [to the other calendar girls] Jessie: I was his junior school teacher. (Ace Goodman) Annie: [whispers to Chris] We'll be able to get that sofa in the leather then. (Ace Goodman) Rod: He made a quiche on Tuesday. We've been stoned ever since. (Ace Goodman) All: Yes Ruth: A passport? All: Yes Ruth: A lying snake for a husband. [everyone looks shocked] Ruth: No? Only me there, then. Let's go. Come on. (Ace Goodman) Annie: Why? Is it not illegal then? Rod: Well cannabis is, but they tend not to worry too much about oregano. Chris: The only thing that'd be dangerous in is a quiche. (Ace Goodman) | |
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