[Freestyling]
B. Rabbit: This guy don't wanna win no battle he's shook 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS. (Ace Goodman)
B. Rabbit: Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Mrs. Cleaver. (Ace Goodman)
Jimmy Smith Jr: Yo man, lets get the fuck outta here, I need some privacy man.
Cheddar Bob: Can I come? (Ace Goodman)
Manny: [after Jimmy and Janeane's fight] What was all that about, Smith?
Jimmy Smith Jr: It wasn't my fault, I... It won't happen again.
Manny: Good. Don't be bringing that shit up here. Now get back to work. (Ace Goodman)
Jimmy Smith Jr: [rapping] This guy raps like his parents jerked him. He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version. (Ace Goodman)
Jimmy Smith Jr: If something needs to happen with this shit, it needs to happen now. (Ace Goodman)
Alex: Are you asking me out on a date?
B. Rabbit: Yes, I am. I'd like to take you somewhere sometime.
Alex: Take me somewhere now. (Ace Goodman)
Janeane: You know everyone's saying you're a loser. (Ace Goodman)
Jimmy Smith Jr: This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!
[imitating Lotto]
Jimmy Smith Jr: BLAH-BA-DE-BLOOM-BLAH-BLOOM-BLAH-BA-DE-BLOOM-BLAH! I ain't hear a word you said; HIP-A-DE-HOOPLAAAH! (Ace Goodman)
“I was in that shower for seven days-70 set-ups. At least Hitchcock made sure that the water was warm.” (Ace Goodman)
I can feel quite judgmental about a lot of things. (Ace Goodman)
I don't see Angelina very often. I'm very fond of her. (Ace Goodman)
I have always watched the rushes, and have learned more because I have done so, because you can have all manner of ideas in your head, but they have to end up on the screen. (Ace Goodman)
I think I am an adult. (Ace Goodman)
I want to keep my attractiveness as long as I can. It has to do with vitality and energy and interest. (Ace Goodman)
I was always very friendly, but over the years, the projects I got interested in became more consuming on some level, even if they were small. I had to learn to balance. (Ace Goodman)
I'm a perfectionist. I need to be needed. I need to do things for a man. But I don't need to do them as much, these days. (Ace Goodman)
I'm looking to try and find the most creative, loving atmosphere in which to be. (Ace Goodman)
In the early morning, I stand and watch the sun rise behind that tiny little house out there on the spit of land beyond the pier. (Ace Goodman)
It's been unbelievably pleasant. It was just a glorious day. We had lunch under an awning, looking out at the water. (Ace Goodman)
My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things. (Ace Goodman)
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