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Evelyn: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners. (Ace Goodman) Rick: Not right now it isn't. (Ace Goodman) Mr. Burns: No. Beni: And for your eyes, and for your tongue. Mr. Burns: Wha? Beni: But I'm afraid more is needed. The prince must finish the job. And consummate the curse which you and your friends have brought down upon yourselves. (Ace Goodman) Mr. Burns: No. Beni: And for your eyes, and your tongue. Mr. Burns: Wha? Beni: But I'm afraid more is needed. The prince must finish the job. And consummate the curse which you and your friends have brought down upon yourselves. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Rick: Immune from what? Beni: Piszkas allat. Rick: What did you say? Beni: I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some more. (Ace Goodman) Evelyn: And they take out your heart as well. Oh, and you know how they took out your brains? Jonathan: Evy, I don't think we need to know this Evelyn: They take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils. Rick: Ooh, that's got to hurt. Evelyn: It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this. Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification. Jonathan: Likewise. (Ace Goodman) Evelyn: I am so very sorry it was an accident. Dr. Bey: My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe! (Ace Goodman) Ardeth Bay: [narrating] Thebes, City of the Living. Crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti the First. Home of Imhotep, Pharaoh's high priest, keeper of the dead. Birthplace of Anck Su Namun, Pharaoh's mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her. But for their love, they were willing to risk life itself. (Ace Goodman) Evelyn: Abdul? [no answer] Evelyn: Mohammed? [no answer] Evelyn: ... Bob? (Ace Goodman) Evelyn: Oh my God, I hate it when these things do that. Rick: Is he supposed to look like that? Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still... Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy. (Ace Goodman) Mr. Henderson: Well, there was me, and Daniels here. Oh, and Burns of course. Mr. Daniels: And that Egyptologist feller. Rick: What about my buddy Beni? Mr. Daniels: Nah, he scrammed out of there 'fore we opened the damn thing. Mr. Henderson: Yeah. He was the smart one. Rick: Well yeah, that sounds like Beni. (Ace Goodman) Rick: Relax. I'm the map. It's all up here. [points to his head] Evelyn: Oh, that's comforting. (Ace Goodman) Jonathan: My whole life I've never found anything, Evy. *Please* tell me I've found something. [Evelyn opens the strange box, inside lies an ancient map] Evelyn: Jonathan? Jonathan: Yes? Evelyn: I think you found something. (Ace Goodman) Evelyn: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book. (Ace Goodman) Rick: Anyone I know? (Ace Goodman) Rick: Wait here. I'll go get help. [Jumps overboard] (Ace Goodman) Jonathan: Whew! What is that god-awful stench? [sees the warden right behind him] Jonathan: Oh. (Ace Goodman) Evelyn: What is it? Jonathan: A broken bottle. Glenlivet. Twelve years old! Well, he may have been a stinky fellow, but he had good taste. (Ace Goodman) Rick: Hey, Winston! Paddle faster. (Ace Goodman) | |
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