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Pippin: Why are there so few of you, when you live so long? Are there Ent children? Treebeard: [Sadly] Brrharroom. There have been no Entings for a terrible long count of years. Merry: Why is that? Treebeard: We lost the Entwives. Pippin: Oh, I'm sorry. How did they die? Treebeard: Die? No. We *lost* them. And now, we cannot *find* them. [hopefully] Treebeard: I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire? Merry: Can't say that I have. You, Pip? Pippin: [thinks for a moment] What do they look like? Treebeard: [pauses] Hrrooom... I... don't... remember... now. (Ace Goodman) Gandalf: Do we know that? Aragorn: What does your heart tell you? Gandalf: That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive. (Ace Goodman) Frodo: I'm here Sam. Sam: Destroy it! Sam: Throw it in the fire! Sam: What are you waiting for? Just let it go! Frodo: The ring is mine. Sam: No... no. NO! (Ace Goodman) | |
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[Picks Frodo up and starts to carry him up the mountain] (Ace Goodman) Eowyn: The city has fallen silent. There is no warmth left in the sun. Faramir: [approaching her] It is only the damp of the first spring rain. [Eowyn looks up at him] Faramir: I do not believe this darkness will endure. (Ace Goodman) Legolas: How about side by side with a friend? Gimli: [pause] Aye. I could do that. (Ace Goodman) [Charges out all by himself] Aragorn: AHHHH! (Ace Goodman) Gimli: It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman. [he burps] Legolas: I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Gimli: What did I say? He can't hold his liquor. [Gimli passes out] Legolas: [to Eomer who is watching] Game over. (Ace Goodman) Deagol: Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. Smeagol! Smeagol: Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in. (Ace Goodman) Pippin: [to himself] *WHAT* were you thinking, Peregrin Took? What service could a hobbit offer such a great lord of men? Faramir: [approaching] It was well done. Generous deeds should not be checked by cold council. So, you are to join the tower guard? Pippin: [sheepishly] I didn't think they would find any livery that would fit me. Faramir: It once belonged to a boy of the citadel. A very foolish one; who spent more time slaying dragons than attending to his studies. Pippin: This was yours? Faramir: Yes. My father had it made for me. Pippin: Well, I'm taller than you were then. Though I'm not likely to grow anymore... except sideways. [both laugh] (Ace Goodman) King of the Dead: None but the king of Gondor may command me. [Swings sword; Aragorn blocks him with the sword Anduril] King of the Dead: That blade was broken! [Aragorn takes him by the throat] Aragorn: It has been remade. [Aragorn releases the King of the Dead; pause] Aragorn: Fight for us... and regain your honor. (Ace Goodman) Theoden: We shall have peace... We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of the Westfold, and the children that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the soldiers whose bodies were hewn even as they dead against the gates of the Hornberg, are avenged! When you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own crows...! We shall have peace. Saruman: Gibbits and crows! DOTARD! What do *you* want, Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of the seven kings and the robes of the five wizards? (Ace Goodman) The Mouth of Sauron: My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me? Gandalf: We do not wish to treat with Sauron, Faithless, and Accursed; Tell your master this: The armies of Mordor must disband. He is to depart these lands, never to return. The Mouth of Sauron: Ahh, old grey beard. I have a token I was bidden to show thee. The Mouth of Sauron: [Pulls out Frodo's mythril vest and throws it at them] Pippin: [heartbroken] Frodo... Gandalf: Silence. Merry: No! Gandalf: Silence! The Mouth of Sauron: Ahhh, the halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who knew that one so small could endure so much pain? And he DID Gandalf, he did. Gimli: [pause; Aragorn rides towards the Mouth of Sauron] The Mouth of Sauron: And who is this? Isildur's heir? Hmph! It takes more to make a king that a broken elvish blad -... [Aragorn decapitates the Mouth of Sauron with a swift stroke of his sword Anduril] Gimli: I guess that concludes negotiations. Aragorn: I do not believe it! I will not! (Ace Goodman) Gollum: We're not *in* decent places. (Ace Goodman) Pippin: Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no songs for great halls and... evil times. Denethor: And why should your songs be unfit for my halls? Come, sing me a song. (Ace Goodman) Witch King: Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is my power! (Ace Goodman) | |
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