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Jacques: I am ashamed. (Ace Goodman) Dentist: Oh... well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth... (Ace Goodman) Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce. Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. [Anchor and Chum applaud] Chum: You're an inspiration to us all! Anchor: Amen! (Ace Goodman) [School of fish take shape of clown fish with sour expression] School of Fish: [mockingly] Would somebody please give me directions? Marlin: I'm serious! School of Fish: Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah! Blah-blah, blah-blah, me-me-me! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Anchor: Hold yourself together, mate! Chum: Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food! Bruce: Food! (Ace Goodman) Marlin: Wow. Coral: Mmm. Marlin: Wow. Coral: Mm-hmm. Marlin: Wow. Coral: Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful. Marlin: So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [deep breath] Marlin: Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver? Coral: My man delivered. Marlin: And it wasn't so easy. Coral: Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place. (Ace Goodman) Nemo: What's wrong with her? Gurgle: She wouldn't stop shaking the bag. [Close up of the dead fish in the photo] Bubbles: Poor Chuckles. Deb: He was her present last year. Bloat: Took a ride on the porcelain express. [Dentist flushes toilet] Peach: She's a fish killer! (Ace Goodman) Anchor: Got mine. [a small fish shivering with fear] Dory: Hi there! Bruce: What about you, Chum? Chum: Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend. [a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in] Bruce: That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends. Chum: [Taking Marlin] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh? (Ace Goodman) Dentist: And a pirana is a fish, just like your present! (Ace Goodman) [swims up to her reflection] Deb: Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts! (Ace Goodman) Bubbles: [Bubbles opens tank] The bubbles, the bu? [dirty bubble pops in his face] Bubbles: Ugh! Gurgle: [sees Bloat eating dirt] Bloat, that is disgusting! Bloat: Tastes pretty fine to me. Gurgle: Doesn't anyone realize? We're *swimming* in our own s? Peach: Shhh! Here he comes. (Ace Goodman) [looking at guy on campus] Luke Duke: [to Bo] You've got to keep an open mind in college. (Ace Goodman) Pauline: Jesse, I might just have to warm some up for you. Daisy Duke: Oh, could you just wait until I leave? (Ace Goodman) Luke Duke: What? Uncle Jesse: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye. (Ace Goodman) Uncle Jesse: That's why we love ya, honey. (Ace Goodman) Pauline: They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still? Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still. (Ace Goodman) Luke Duke: What? Uncle Jesse: A playboy. (Ace Goodman) Bo Duke: 10? Campus Cop #1: 8. Bo Duke: Isn't the speed limit 10? Campus Cop #1: Yeah. It is. (Ace Goodman) | |
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