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[the ground has flooded overnight]
Eddie: Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.
Crash: I didn't do this! At least not all of it. (Ace Goodman)
Manfred: You are so stubborn and hard-headed!
Ellie: Well, I guess that proves it - I am a mammoth! (Ace Goodman)
Female Mini Sloth: Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
Diego: Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
Sid: You mean it? Ohh!
[Hugs Diego]
Diego: Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch." (Ace Goodman)
Ellie: I thought fat guys were supposed to be jolly.
Manfred: I'm not fat. It's this fur. It makes me look big. It's poofy.
Ellie: Oh, okay.
[to Crash and Eddie]
Ellie: He's fat. (Ace Goodman)
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Sid: Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth.
Ellie: Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
[pause]
Ellie: What are you looking at me for?
Manfred: I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?
Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.
Manfred: Right, good one. I'm a newt.
[Points at Diego]
Manfred: This is my friend, the badger,
[Points at Sid]
Manfred: ... and my other friend, the platypus.
Sid: Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus. (Ace Goodman)
Sid: [about Ellie, who thinks she is a possum] You like her.
Manfred: I do not!
Sid: Then why are you trying so hard to convince her she's a mammoth?
Manfred: Because that's what she is! You can't be two things.
Sid: Au contraire, mon "fered". Tell that to the bullfrog, the chickenhawk, and the turtledove? (Ace Goodman)
Fast Tony: [stopping female ox] You, ma'am! You look like a big *fat* hairy beast. How you'd like to lost a ton or two?
Female Ox: Uh! Would I ever!
Fast Tony: Well, now you can, with Fast Tony's miracle diet!
Male Ox: Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
[the two leave]
Fast Tony: And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend. (Ace Goodman)
Molehog Kid 1: C'mon Grandpa its time to go!
Molehog Kid 2: The flood's over!
Molehog Grandpa: I'm not leaving this boat! This is my boat now! (Ace Goodman)
Sid: He's coming around the corner, and he's up by a couple of fifths. He's ahead by a tusk! Oh, he's beating Diego! Diego's gonna go to the corner! (Ace Goodman)
I already have a production company called J Squared and we're working on two projects. (Ace Goodman)
I finished a project last summer called Nearing Grace, which is probably going to be at the Los Angeles Film Festival and TriBeCa. (Ace Goodman)
I just can't imagine dating a 20-year-old boy. (Ace Goodman)
I think escapism is really important. (Ace Goodman)
I went to an all-girls school and then I started working when I was fifteen, so I'm not very socially apt when it comes to dating. (Ace Goodman)
I will not go on a blind date. (Ace Goodman)
Oh, no I hate writing! (Ace Goodman)
Oscar night is a ridiculous night where you go to these parties and you see everyone that you've ever wanted to work with and admire. (Ace Goodman)
The one I'm most excited about is Annapolis, which was directed by Justin Lin and it's with James Franco and Tyrese. (Ace Goodman)
Well, I was lucky in that my being an actress totally overshadowed my having some kind of a... legacy at Yale, so that was kind of great. (Ace Goodman)
Yes, I think movies should illuminate and teach, but that's for a certain genre. (Ace Goodman)
And it's not that going out for a hack is wrong or bad, I certainly don't view it as that; it's just that there's something about the dressage, being put through your paces, that makes you better. (Ace Goodman)
And so for me what I needed was to get my head out of my bottom, and so to go off and do First Knight - gallivanting around on a horse, with a cape, and knights in blue corduroy - was quite fun. (Ace Goodman)
At first I was a bit indignant about it, and then I realised, 'No, that's what people want, so that's what is given.' But it's not in your control. It's just what happens to you, and that's what's frightening. (Ace Goodman)
For sure, you don't believe the good stuff. I mean, the good stuff is just insane - wacky. If you don't take it too much to heart, it does help when the negative stuff hits. And you know the negative stuff is coming. It's got to! What comes up must come down. (Ace Goodman)
I feel that David took a risk with me. I have a sense that by starting off in the theatre and going off to do films you are seen to sell out in some way. I don't hold truck with that, but you can't stop people from feeling it. (Ace Goodman)
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