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Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that? Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Ben Sobel: Well, what I think you should do... is stop whining about this pathetic loser. [Sobel stands up] Dr. Ben Sobel: You are a tragedy queen! "Oh, Steve doesn't like me!" "Steve doesn't respect me!" Oh, who gives a shit? GET A FUCKIN' LIFE! Caroline: Dr Sobel? [Sobel, back in his chair, snaps out of a daze] (Ace Goodman) Boss Paul Vitti: And hopefully, hopefully... if you make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off and shove 'em up your fuckin' ass. I'll fuckin' bury you! I'm gonna stick ice picks in your eyes and send 'em to your family so they can eat them for dessert! Primo: Hey, Paul. Boss Paul Vitti: What? Primo: Fuck you. Boss Paul Vitti: [throws down phone] That motherfucker! (Ace Goodman) [imitates Ben] Boss Paul Vitti: "Oh, thats interesting. How does that *feel* to you? Anger is a blocked wish. Boo fuckin' hoo hoo." (Ace Goodman) | |
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Boss Paul Vitti: What? 'Cause of this? Dr. Ben Sobel: Because of this little DOUBLE HOMICIDE? YES! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: He twisted some guy's head off. Dr. Ben Sobel: OFF? (Ace Goodman) Dr. Ben Sobel: Why would you say I received a call from Paul Vitti? Agent Miller: Because we record all his calls from Sing Sing. Dr. Ben Sobel: Then yes I did. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: Yeah. Dr. Ben Sobel: Sorry. [freaks out] (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: Yeah, that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row, a fuckin' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole!" (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: Oh come on. You were great! You were great! Dr. Ben Sobel: Second take, I thought, was a little better than the first. Jelly wasn't giving me much, honestly. so I j... Screw you, Paul. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor! Dr. Ben Sobel: My father died. Paul Vitti: So. With you it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Ben Sobel: No... and probably never again. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Ben Sobel: I have a 17-year-old son. Paul Vitti: I'll ask her. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: You know, Doc, I think you might be jealous. Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh and what exactly might I be jealous of? Paul Vitti: I don't know, I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room. Dr. Ben Sobel: We just don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex! Paul Vitti: If you're quiet enough, you can do it without waking your wife. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: "Yeah what?"? Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah what?"? Eddie DeVol: You got a problem with that? Paul Vitti: [punches Eddie, enters house] Yeah what? Jelly: [points gun at Eddie who is lying on floor] Don't bother getting up on our account. (Ace Goodman) [shouts] Dr. Ben Sobel: Rot in hell! (Ace Goodman) Ducks: How did he know about the money? And how did he know that Tony Cisco got popped? We didn't find out about it till this morning. (Ace Goodman) Paul Vitti: Hey, doc. [singing] Paul Vitti: There's a place for us. Dr. Ben Sobel: A time and place for us. Jelly: Hold my hand and we're halfway there. Dr. Ben Sobel, Paul Vitti, Jelly: Hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, someday, somewhere! (Ace Goodman) | |
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