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[Passepartout misses] Phileas Fogg: No, my right. [Passepartout is hit] Passepartout: Stop helping me! (Ace Goodman) [a blade pops out of the bracelet] Phileas Fogg: All right, it's not silly. (Ace Goodman) Turner Lair: You called me THIEF! Jason Lair: You WERE a thief! Turner Lair: You were tense. You still are. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Tyson: You won't fuck with us. Neither you, nor anybody else. We know about the treasure, scumbag. We are professionals, you cocksucker. You have to give us fucking respect. Where is your guy you sent? Have you already buried him? Fuck off! (Ace Goodman) [in the car] Kevin Kingston: I have to go to the bathroom. Lindsey Kingston: I'm sure the carpet's absorbent. (Ace Goodman) Kevin Kingston: I don't think that's a good idea! Nick Persons: Says who? Kevin Kingston: Says the guy who put all that junk on the road! Nick Persons: Oh snap! (Ace Goodman) Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it. Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. [to Squirt] Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. say the first thing again. (Ace Goodman) Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions? Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card. (Ace Goodman) Bloat: Ha,ha,ha,ha! Gill: We did it! [pause] Bloat: Now what? (Ace Goodman) [Marlin wakes up] Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude! Marlin: Oh... What happened? Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." Marlin: What are you talking about? Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome. Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh. Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it. Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle? Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush. Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC? Crush: [Laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out! (Ace Goodman) Dory: Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win! Marlin: Oh I don't think so! Dory: Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed! Marlin: The question is Dory, are you hungry? Dory: Hungry? Why? Marlin: 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles! (Ace Goodman) Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty. Bloat: Dam and clamper installed? Peach: Yep. [Dentist drills and patient screams] Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique. Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file. Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex. Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM. Gurgle: No, it's a K-FLEX. Bloat: HEDSTROM. Gurgle: K-FLEX. Bloat: HEDSTROM. [inflates] Bloat: Oomp. There I go. I'll be over here. Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him. (Ace Goodman) Marlin: No I don't wanna know. Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. Marlin: Dory, no singing. Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim. Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head. Dory: Sorry. (Ace Goodman) Crab#2: Hey. Crab#1: Hey. Crab#2: Hey. (Ace Goodman) Dory: Mmm-hmm. School of Fish: Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen. [School takes form of swordfish] School of Fish: So, what are we? Take a guess. Dory: Oh, oh, I've seen one of those. School of Fish: I'm a fish with a nose like a *sword*. Dory: Wait, wait, umm... Marlin: It's a swordfish! School of Fish: Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. [Takes form of lobster] School of Fish: Where's the butter? Dory: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue... Marlin: [Coughing] Lobster! School of Fish: Saw that. Marlin: What? School of Fish: [Takes form of octopus] Lots of legs, swims in the ocean. Dory: Clam! School of Fish: Close enough. [Takes form of pirate ship] School of Fish: Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad... Dory: Oh, they're good. (Ace Goodman) Nemo: Exchange student. Squirt: I'm from the EAC, dude. Mr. Ray: Sweet! Nemo, Squirt: Totally! (Ace Goodman) Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. (Ace Goodman) | |
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