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Foxxy Cleopatra: [entering shot] Austin? Goldmember's getting away. (Ace Goodman) [twists his opponent's testicles] Fat Bastard: TWISTER! (Ace Goodman) [to Foxxy as Basil & The Mole leave] Austin Powers: Don't say mole. Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop. Austin Powers: *I* said mole. Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop. [Basil gestures him to hush] Number Three: Bye. Austin Powers: Mole. [Basil & the Mole try again to leave] Austin Powers: Mole. [Basil warns him again to hush] Austin Powers: Mole. Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up! Austin Powers: Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley! (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: A what? Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you. Austin Powers: That's not right... (Ace Goodman) | |
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Nigel Powers: Only a bloody Dutchman... (Ace Goodman) Goldmember: And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it [mutters] Goldmember: KC and the Sunshine Band. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: Of course, Number 2, our plan is SCOTTY DON'T. Scott Evil: Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass. (Ace Goodman) [to Austin] Scott Evil: I hate you. [to Foxxy] Scott Evil: I don't even know you but I hate you too. [to Mini-Mi] Scott Evil: And I ESPECIALLY hate you. [Scott runs away] Dr. Evil: I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl (Ace Goodman) [All laugh maliciously] Austin Powers: Not so fast. You're surrounded, Doctor Evil. Dr. Evil: Shit (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: Shit (Ace Goodman) [Scott snickers] Dr. Evil: What? Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass. Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream? Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream. Dr. Evil: Perhaps later. Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan. Dr. Evil: You do? Frau Farbissina: Yah. It's a really good plan. Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good. [Scott resumes snickering] Dr. Evil: What is it now? Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole. (Ace Goodman) Basil Exposition: Yes, yes. I knew it would tickle *your* fancy. Austin Powers: What can I say? [Grabs dice on rear-view mirror] Austin Powers: Cough! [pretends to cough] (Ace Goodman) Fat Bastard: [extension from deleted scene] But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: Of course... Fat Bastard: But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed... [farts] Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself? Fat Bastard: Maybe. [laughs] Fat Bastard: It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, anylisis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! (Ace Goodman) [Everyone starts to leave] Dr. Evil: Not you, Scottie. Not you, Number 2. Not you, Frau. Not you, Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something. [Scott and Dr. Evil look at Mini Me] Dr. Evil: Ohh, this is uncomfortable. Goldmember: Heheheh, the tiny one can't take a hint, Heheheheh. He doesn't understand he's small. (Ace Goodman) Famous Austin: Well, Miss Normous... shall we shag now, or shag later? (Ace Goodman) | |
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