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Dr. Evil: His what? Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil: His farger? Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza. Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy? Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza. Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. Oh, his *father*. (Ace Goodman) [Mini-Me Nods unsure] Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, kiggle sick, your admiral-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. [Mini-Me unzips his pants] Nigel Powers: My lord! you're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand! [Mini-Me nods, smiling] (Ace Goodman) | |
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Goldmember: What? Take the fahza away! Dutch hater! And now, it is time to say goodbye. Dr. Evil's orders. Which, for you, is bad news bears. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved. (Ace Goodman) [Dr. Evil's henchmen do exactly as he predicted] Nigel Powers: Judo chop. Judo chop. Dr. Evil: Oh, he's good. Henchman Sailor: [Approaches warily] Nigel Powers: Do you know who I am? Henchman Sailor: [Nods] Nigel Powers: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? Henchman Sailor: [Nods again] Nigel Powers: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down? (Ace Goodman) [speaking to the camera] Austin Powers: I thank you. (Ace Goodman) Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not. Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA! Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't. [Japanese Man 2 Winks at Camera; both scream and run away] (Ace Goodman) Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. (Ace Goodman) Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know. Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once. Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what? Austin Powers: That's something you don't know. (Ace Goodman) [camera pans over to... ] Famous Mini-Me: Hey you assholes. I'm Mini-Me! Come and get me! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: Aaaall right... you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you? Goldmember: [eats piece of skin] Dr. Evil: You did... ok... that's just gross. [Mini me cringes and shakes head] Goldmember: Yesh, salty. Yesh that was good. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic baby, yeh. [Laughs] Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts. Steven Spielberg: [holding an Oscar] Really? Ah, my friend here thinks its fine the way it is. Austin Powers: Well no offense Sir Stevie, but you gatta have mojo babe, yeh. Hit it. (Ace Goodman) | |
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