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Fat Bastard: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back. (Ace Goodman) Fat Bastard: Yes Sir. Colonel: And, uh, try to lose some weight, for God's sake. Fat Bastard: Yes Sir. [Under his breath] Fat Bastard: Mister English Colonel tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh, I'm a hard case" he says. [louder] Fat Bastard: Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Basil: It *is* shit, Austin. Austin: Oh, well, it's not just me then. [Drinks] Austin: [Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty. (Ace Goodman) Austin: And I'm spent. (Ace Goodman) Austin: I don't know, baby, I never looked. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! (Ace Goodman) [choking up with tears] Dr. Evil: He's my special boy! (Ace Goodman) Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not. Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you? Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure. Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to? (Ace Goodman) [Mini-me whispers in her ear] Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please? (Ace Goodman) [Laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew] Dr. Evil: No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub... (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard! (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck? Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours. Nigel Powers, Austin Powers: I thank you! (Ace Goodman) | |
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