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Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care. Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group. Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent! (Ace Goodman) [One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs] Austin Powers: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! (Ace Goodman) [Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind] Austin Powers: ...anything at all. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Colonel: What is it, son? Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge... Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's... Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous... Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention. Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying... Musician: Willie. Willie: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge... Colonel: Johnson. Radar Operator: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: How about, no, Scott? Okay? (Ace Goodman) [goes cross-eyed] Austin: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed. Basil: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself. [to camera] Basil: That goes for you all, too. Austin: Yes. (Ace Goodman) Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope? (Ace Goodman) Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to. Austin: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? He's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough. [audience boos] Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough. (Ace Goodman) Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink. (Ace Goodman) Austin: Are you kidding, baby? I put the "grrrr" in swinger, baby! Yeah! (Ace Goodman) Austin: Powers by name, powers by reputation. Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation. Austin: Oh, be-have. Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it. (Ace Goodman) Austin: I can guess, baby. Ivana: We play chess. Austin: I guessed wrong. (Ace Goodman) Austin: November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave. (Ace Goodman) | |
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