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Tourist: Hi... do I know you? Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there! (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Austin Powers: Excuse me? Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you? Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. (Ace Goodman) Vanessa Kensington: What? Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah! (Ace Goodman) Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English. Texan: Oh... sorry. (Ace Goodman) Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina Austin Powers: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: Oh sure. Frau Farbissina: Well, after a couple of years we got a little... impatient. Dr Evil, I would like you to meet your son. Dr. Evil: My son? Frau Farbissina: Ja. SCOTT! [Scott enters] Dr. Evil: Hello Scott. Scott Evil: Hi. Dr. Evil: I'm your father. Dr Evil. Scott Evil: I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just show up and *expect* a relationship? I hate you. What? Dr. Evil: Can I have a hug? Scott Evil: No. Dr. Evil: Give me a hug. Scott Evil: No way. Dr. Evil: Come on. Let's go. Pronto. Scott Evil: What are you doing? Dr. Evil: I'm with it. I'm hip. Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug. Scott Evil: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho! [Dr. Evil runs after him with his arms out] Dr. Evil: Hug, hug, hug. (Ace Goodman) Number Two: Hit me. Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir. Number Two: I like to live dangerously. Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] :21. Very good, sir. [to Austin] Casino Dealer: :5. Austin Powers: I'll stay. Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir. Austin Powers: I also like to live dangerously. Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir. Austin Powers: Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby. (Ace Goodman) Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss. (Ace Goodman) Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing. Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn (Ace Goodman) | |
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