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Howard Hughes: Giant breasts full of milk. I want clouds, damn it. Professor Fitz: Yes, clouds that look like giant breasts full of milk, cannot exactly be guaranteed for any particular occasion. So you might have to... to wait. Howard Hughes: Then we'll wait. Look, whatever they pay you at UCLA I'm doubling it, all right? You work for me now. Find some clouds. Find some clouds! Find me some clouds! Hell's Angels Pilot: Welcome to Hell's Angels. (Ace Goodman) Professor Fitz: They move, Mr. Hughes! Clouds move. That's what they do. They move! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Howard Hughes: Yeah, very funny. Noah Dietrich: Listen, I got a call from Houston. They're getting real nervous about all this. Howard Hughes: Stop showing them the damn bills, Noah. Noah Dietrich: That would be illegal, Howard. Howard Hughes: Shit, no. Maybe it's a little bit naughty. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: But... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: All I'm say... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: There gonna get a... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm just... Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: Would... Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock. Scott Evil: Who's there? Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: But... Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa? (Ace Goodman) Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell? Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine. Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine. Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby. Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers. (Ace Goodman) Austin Powers: No, don't be sorry, baby. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her. Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ? Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic. Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant, did you use a condom? Austin Powers: No, only sailors wear condoms baby. Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin. Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port. (Ace Goodman) | |
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