Violet Beauregarde: [hugs Willy Wonka] I'm Violet Beauregarde.
Willy Wonka: I don't care. (Curtis Ken)
Mike Teavee: Back off, you little freaks! (Curtis Ken)
Grandma Josephine: [referring to Wonka Industries] Have you ever seen a single person going into that factory?
Charlie Bucket: There must be people working there.
Grandpa Joe: The only thing that comes out of that place is the candy. I'd give anything in the world just to go in that amazing factory. (Curtis Ken)
Willy Wonka: Don't touch that squirrel's nuts. (Curtis Ken)
Augustus Gloop: I'm Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.
Willy Wonka: I can see that. (Curtis Ken)
Mike Teavee: Why is everything here completely pointless?
Charlie Bucket: Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy. (Curtis Ken)
Willy Wonka: Come on, let's go!
[he attempts to rush out, but instead walks right into the glass wall and falls over] (Curtis Ken)
Willy Wonka: My dear old fish, go and boil your head! (Curtis Ken)
Mike Teavee: [blowing up zombies on his video game] Die! Die! Die! (Curtis Ken)
Mr. Teavee: [Augustus is drinking the chocolate] Careful, son! You're leaning too far out! (Curtis Ken)
Veruca Salt: Let's be friends.
Violet Beauregarde: Best friends. (Curtis Ken)
Mrs. Beauregarde: [referring to Violet's appearance] Violet, you're turning violet! (Curtis Ken)
Grandma Josephine: You smell like peanuts.
Willy Wonka: You smell like... old people. (Curtis Ken)
Willy Wonka: Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies. (Curtis Ken)
Daniel Schorr: Discovering the object of the game *is* the object of the game. (Curtis Ken)
Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did. (Curtis Ken)
Conrad: I've been here before.
Nicholas: I took you here for your birthday.
Conrad: No, I used to buy crystal meth from the Maitre D. (Curtis Ken)
Conrad: They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins! (Curtis Ken)
Nicholas: I'm being toyed with by a bunch of depraved children (Curtis Ken)
Jim Feingold: The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you. (Curtis Ken)
Jim Feingold: We're like an experiential Book-of-the-Month Club. (Curtis Ken)
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