Charlie Altamont: You've got to hustle that pussy, baby. Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. (Ward Lalla)
Clevon: Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't no chicken fucker. (Ward Lalla)
Roy Sullivan: You spend one second in that pen, and that bull will have his horn up your ass and sticking out your pecker. (Ward Lalla)
Sheriff Ken Dwyer: Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. There must be 100 yards of bloody asphalt and corpse chunks. (Ward Lalla)
Sheriff John Wydell: I'm going to kill every member of your family. They're going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! (Ward Lalla)
Sheriff John Wydell: Only choice you got is to cooperate and tell me where they are.
Mother Firefly: [shouts] You just found yourself into something you ain't never gettin' out of! (Ward Lalla)
Otis B. Driftwood: Gimme some sugar, bitch. Make it sweet. (Ward Lalla)
Mother Firefly: I keep thinking about old times. Like when you was a fucking baby. (Ward Lalla)
James: [to Ray-Lyn] I think your problem is that you get laid too much, I get laid too little, we're probably perfect for each other. (Ward Lalla)
Angelo: I'm in the need for greed, let's make some money here. (Ward Lalla)
James: So it's like kind of a porn thing?
Rae-Lyn: No, I wouldn't say that.
James: Well you have sex with toys and...
Rae-Lyn: Yes, but it's not porno, 'cause it's not sex. (Ward Lalla)
Judge Cole Stevens: [during presentation] I just want you to know that I am a judge, and this is totally legal. (Ward Lalla)
Tom: Yeah, no job, no credit, no problem. I can get you in with J hawk financial, write it into the deal. (Ward Lalla)
Tom: [to Kevin] If you don't shut the f*&% up, I'm going to take you upstairs and give you the rhino horn right now! (Ward Lalla)
James: This isn't a pyramid. (Ward Lalla)
Scott: Is the tax system mandatory?
Tony Shannon- IRS CI: Most people think it is.
Scott: But is it?
Tony Shannon- IRS CI: No, its voluntary. (Ward Lalla)
Tristan James: [standing next to Last Call] There's two assholes here, and one's standing right next to me. (Ward Lalla)
Rae-Lyn: I love this car so much. I want to do something special for you...
[goes to give James a Blow Job]
James: [Rae-Lyn pukes] I can't believe you puked in my fucking viper! (Ward Lalla)
James: [to group] Has the money gone to all of your heads?
Lia King: [to James] The money has gone to your head!
Tony Shannon- IRS CI: It's gone to both of your heads!
Kent Vaughn: We know which head the money has gone to... (Ward Lalla)
James: [before leaving the meeting with Rae-Lyn] I have some after business to take care of...
Tony Shannon- IRS CI: Oh, Mr. macho is going to go try and get it up now... (Ward Lalla)
Jim: There's three types of people in this world. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen... and those who ask "What just happened?" (Ward Lalla)
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