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Ron: It's sorta painful. They uh, they might... chop it. Hermione: I'm sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat. Ron: It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off. (Ace Goodman) Harry: Oh. Yeah, yeah. I... I've been beaten loads of times. (Ace Goodman) Harry: I fell over. Stan Shunpike: Well, what you fell over for? Harry: I didn't do it on purpose. Stan Shunpike: Well come on then! Let's not wait for the grass to grow! (Ace Goodman) Professor Lupin: Who? Harry: Peter Pettigrew. Professor Lupin: That's not possible. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Hermione: What's he talking about Harry? Harry: I dunno. Honestly Ron, how can people be in two places at once? (Ace Goodman) Sirius Black: Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you Remus? (Ace Goodman) Ron: Serves her right. She was a terrible singer... Hermione: That's not funny, Ron! (Ace Goodman) Hermione: But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean, everyone's looking for him. Ron: Sure... except no one's broken out of Azkaban before and he's a murderous, raving lunatic. Harry: Thanks, Ron. (Ace Goodman) Ron: He's got a point, you know. Harry: Thanks, Ron. (Ace Goodman) [the Knight Bus screeches to a halt] Shrunken Head: Ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... 'tree'... 'tree' and a half... two... one and 'tree' quarters... YES! Harry: Thanks, Ron. (Ace Goodman) Professor Trelawney: Yes, sure! Hermione: The grim. Possibly. Professor Trelawney: You know, my dear, the moment I looked into your eyes I knew that you did not have the mind for the noble art of Divination. [looking at her palm] Professor Trelawney: See? Right here. You may be young in years but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave. [Hermione gets up and leaves, angrily] Professor Trelawney: Have I said something? (Ace Goodman) Ron: A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off! Sirius Black: I *was* going for the rat. Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with. But the fleas? They're murder. (Ace Goodman) Professor Trelawney: [in a deep, raspy voice] He will return tonight! He who betrayed his friends - whose heart rots with murder! Innocent blood shall be shed and servant and master shall be reunited once moooooooore! [coughs] Professor Trelawney: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. Did you say something? (Ace Goodman) Ron: Brilliant! Hermione: Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled. Harry: I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually. Ron: I still think it's brilliant. (Ace Goodman) Ron: That's not true! (Ace Goodman) Professor Lupin: Wait! Sirius Black: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN! (Ace Goodman) [the door opens, something roars from inside the room, and the door slams shut] Young Witch Maid: I'll come back later. (Ace Goodman) Shrunken Head: [With a Jamaican accent] Yeah, take it away, Ernie! It's going be a bumpy ride! (Ace Goodman) Harry: I didn't. Stan Shunpike: Well, whereabout are you headed? Harry: The Leaky Cauldron! That's in London. Stan Shunpike: D'you hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron that's in London. Shrunken Head: Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! You get the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you! (Ace Goodman) George Weasley: "What's this rubbish?" he says. Fred Weasley: That is the secret to our success. (Ace Goodman) Ron: I haven't shown anyone! Fred Weasley: No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom. George Weasley: The day maid. Fred Weasley: The night maid. George Weasley: The cook. Fred Weasley: That bloke who came to fix the toilet. George Weasley: And that wizard from Belgium! (Ace Goodman) Stan Shunpike: Who is that?... Who is... THAT is Sirius Black that is! Don't tell me you've never been hearing of Sirius Black? Harry: [Harry shakes his head] Stan Shunpike: He's a murderer. Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it. Harry: How did he escape? Stan Shunpike: Well that's the question, isn't it? He's the first one who done it. He was a big supporter of You-Know-Who. Reckon you've heard of him? Harry: Yeah... him I've heard of. (Ace Goodman) | |
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