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Danny: Like what, do you think? Rusty: Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever! (Ace Goodman) Tess: Funny, I never got a check. (Ace Goodman) Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes. Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you... Rusty Ryan: Yes. Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks... Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her. Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not? Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why. [walks off] Linus Caldwell: Oooooooooo. (Ace Goodman) Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy! Danny Ocean: [pauses] Good. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Basher, Turk, Virgil, Reuben, Livingston, Yen, Frank: [simultaneously] Rusty. Danny Ocean: Thanks, Linus. (Ace Goodman) Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words. (Ace Goodman) Linus Caldwell: You mean like... morally? Tess Ocean: Well... yeah I guess. (Ace Goodman) Rusty Ryan: Oh. Ohhh. That's just mean. (Ace Goodman) Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door? Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet. (Ace Goodman) Virgil Malloy: 48? Danny Ocean: You think I'm 48 years old? Virgil Malloy: 52? (Ace Goodman) Basher Tarr: A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy? Linus Caldwell: Yeah! Basher Tarr: You've gone right out of your tree, my son. [looking at Turk] Basher Tarr: He's mad. It's madness. Turk Malloy: Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short. Linus Caldwell: No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta! Basher Tarr: You might be right. Make the call. (Ace Goodman) Basher Tarr: Not enough people. Linus Caldwell: Crazy Larry? Turk Malloy: Not enough people. Linus Caldwell: Soft Shoulder? Basher Tarr: Not enough people. Linus Caldwell: Baker's Dozen? Basher Tarr: No woman [pause] Basher Tarr: and not enough people. Turk Malloy: Hell in a Handbasket? Linus Caldwell: [sigh] We can't train a cat that quickly [pause] Linus Caldwell: and... Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr, Turk Malloy: Not enough people. (Ace Goodman) Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And... Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [Together] Not enough people! (Ace Goodman) Julia Roberts: Um... No it's Julia. Tess Ocean: um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia. (Ace Goodman) Danny Ocean: Oh yeah? Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there. Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him. (Ace Goodman) Rusty Ryan: Sleeping. Why are you dressed? Danny Ocean: It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go! Rusty Ryan: It's 11:30. The night before. Danny Ocean: [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour] Rusty Ryan: Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had? Danny Ocean: Five. (Ace Goodman) | |
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