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Danny: Who? Rusty: Tess. Terry Benedict. Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife. Danny: Ex wife. It's not about that. [pause] Danny: Not entirely about that. Rusty: Okay, here's the problem. Now we're stealing 2 things. And when push comes to shove, and you can't have both, which are you gonna choose, huh? And remember: Tess does not split 11 ways! (Ace Goodman) Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras. Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that. Saul: Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped? Danny: Yeah. Saul: Oh, ok. (Ace Goodman) Danny: You look bored. Rusty: I am bored! [long pause] Rusty: How was the clink? You get the cookies I sent? Danny: Why do you think I came to see you first? (Ace Goodman) | |
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Terry: Is that right? Danny: Yeah, imagine the odds. Terry: Of all the gin joints in all the world. (Ace Goodman) Danny: So I should put the towels back? (Ace Goodman) Danny: Why not do it? [Rusty shakes his head] Danny: Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking "Teen Beat" cover boys. [pause] Danny: Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house. [another pause] Rusty: Been practicing this speech, haven't you? Danny: Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt I rushed it. Rusty: No, it was good, I liked it. The "Teen Beat" thing was harsh. (Ace Goodman) Frank: You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize? Billy Tim Denham: I'm Sorry? Frank: You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean. (Ace Goodman) Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen? Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy. (Ace Goodman) Linus: Who are you? Danny: A friend of Bobby Caldwell's. [produces a plane ticket] Danny: You're either in or you're out. Right now. Linus: What is it? Danny: It's a plane ticket. A job offer. Linus: You're pretty trusting pretty fast. Danny: Well Bobby has a lot of faith in you. Linus: Fathers are like that. (Ace Goodman) Virgil Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal? Turk Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend? Virgil Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass? Turk Malloy: Don't call me a jackass. Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass. (Ace Goodman) Danny: [on Rusty's attire for picking him up from prison] Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back. (Ace Goodman) [everyone pauses] Basher: Barney Rubble. [they look bewildered] Basher: Trouble! (Ace Goodman) [everyone pauses] Basher: Barney Rubble. [they look bewildered] Basher: Trouble! (Ace Goodman) Saul: [in fake accent] I'll turn it off when I'm ready to... Rusty: Saul! Saul: [normal voice] It's off, it's off! (Ace Goodman) Virgil Malloy: Shouldn't someone help him? Basher: Oh, that's a good idea, Rabbit. Let's hop out of the van and we can all get nicked! (Ace Goodman) FBI Man #2: Let's see if we can zoom in on that guy... FBI Man #1: Yeah. [he reaches for the camera controls] Livingston: Don't - don't - d-don't... Don't touch that. FBI Man #1: Why not? Livingston: Uh, do you see me grabbing the gun out of your holster and just waving it around? (Ace Goodman) [pause] Reuben: Okay, bad example. (Ace Goodman) Rusty: Bernie? Topher Grace: No, not Bernie, my business manager. You know what? They're both named Bernie. Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future like gig or whatever I can totally make it a tax write off. The only thing is I'd have to pay you by check. [Rusty stops and looks at him] Topher Grace: Or we could stick to cash [Rusty nods] Topher Grace: You know what? Yeah, let's just stick to cash. (Ace Goodman) Reuben: [to Livingston] Do you understand any of this? Livingston: I'll explain later. (Ace Goodman) Saul: Nothing. I've got a duplex now, wall-to-wall, goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the "Unmentionables" counter at Macy's. I've changed. Rusty: Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change. (Ace Goodman) Virgil Malloy: [makes a note] Leaving at 2:45. Turk Malloy: 2:46, get a watch that works. (Ace Goodman) Basher: You want broke, blind, or bedlam? Danny: How about all three? Basher: Right, it's done. (Ace Goodman) Basher: Hey, Russ. Rusty: How fast can you put something together from what I just slipped you? Basher: It's done. [Rusty lifts up Basher, and they slowly leave the crime scene] Basher: Hey, is Danny about? Rusty: Yeah, he's waiting around the corner. Basher: Oh, that's terrific! It will be nice working with proper villains again. Rusty: [turns and shouts] Everybody down, now! [they break into a run as explosions rock the crime scene] Basher: Ha-ha-ha! They weren't expecting that shit! Rusty: Nice work. Basher: Oh, thank you. (Ace Goodman) | |
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