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Martin Harvey: Great, Cap. Great. Ya hear that? We're almost there. Explain to the kids how you know that, Captain Ron. Someone translate for General Armando. Captain Ron: Alright, now stay with me: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And we are out of fuel. (Ace Goodman) Katherine Harvey: Oh. You found our children. Bill Zachary: No. But you're not being charged with subversion. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Det. Kastell: Yeah, he was in the water a while. (Ace Goodman) Colleen Norkem: Sheez, he's a big man! Eric Norkem: Maybe that's the way they make them in Holland. (Ace Goodman) Samir: They do? Michael Bolton: Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months. (Ace Goodman) Michael Bolton: What's up, G? Peter Gibbons: Want to go to Chotchkie's? Get some coffee? Samir: Oh, it's a little early. Peter Gibbons: I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it. Peggy, Lumbergh's Secretary: Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays. (Ace Goodman) Peter Gibbons: What? You mean just hand them a check for the exact amount they're missing? I think they'd figure that out. (Ace Goodman) Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself. Joanna: You know what, I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it. [flips off Stan] (Ace Goodman) Bill Lumbergh: Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon? Peter Gibbons: No. Bill Lumbergh: Ah. Well then I suppose we should go ahead and have a little talk. Peter Gibbons: Not right now Lumbergh, I'm kinda busy. You know what, in fact I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back later, I've got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple minutes. Bill Lumbergh: I wasn't aware of a meeting with them. Peter Gibbons: Yeah, they called me at home. (Ace Goodman) Peter Gibbons: Yes? Samir: In... in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? Peter Gibbons: Yep, you sure can. Samir: OK, I'll do it. (Ace Goodman) [Joanna starts to close car door] Peter Gibbons: Say hello to Lumbergh for me! (Ace Goodman) [He mimics the sound of a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, walks up and does the same and laughs] Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas? Peter Gibbons: Just coffee. Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays. (Ace Goodman) Bob Porter: [nods] Uh-huh. Peter Gibbons: Wow. (Ace Goodman) | |
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