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Fan on Street: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day. Phil Connors: It's still just once a year, right? (Ace Goodman) Phil: Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao. Man in Hallway: Ciao. (Ace Goodman) Phil: It was the end of a VERY long day. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Larry: Did he actually refer to himself as "the talent"? (Ace Goodman) Ralph: I think... both. (Ace Goodman) Phil: Ned. [Punches Ned in the face] (Ace Goodman) Phil: Not a chance. Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well? Phil: Ned Ryerson? Ned: BING. Phil: Bing. (Ace Goodman) Clive: Don't you think that we should dance while we can? Woman: I think you should have more respect for the dead and especially for yourself. Gypsy: Excuse me? Woman: I didn't want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty girl, but that [points at Gypsy's cleavage bearing ensemble] Woman: would be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your size. Gypsy: Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful. Haven't you heard? And for the record, I don't give a flying fuck or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. You're dismissed. (Ace Goodman) Gypsy: Mm-hmm Clive: I'm serious. Gypsy: Ok. Clive: I just want someone to kiss, with big, soft, delicious lips. He'd have to smother me in old-school romance. I mean, candles and incense, Moët and Chandon, but only in a deserted castle in the south of France. Gypsy: [releases pent-up laughter] Oh my god. You are so much more of a girl than I am. (Ace Goodman) Gypsy: Oh, no, no. Sex can be awesome. Not that I would remember, but... Clive: Maybe you and I should try. Gypsy: Yeah, well, I think I'm past my wayward-sex fag-hag test-fuck phase... but thanks for the offer. It's just "been there, done that." Clive: At least I'd know for sure. Gypsy: Honey, you're a queer, with a capital "Q." Clive: Ok, you know what? Some of us don't care to be defined by our sexuality. Gypsy: Ok, sorry. Can I ask you a question? Clive: What? Gypsy: Are you gay? Clive: Yes! But I don't have anything in common with those people. I mean, like I give a rat's ass about Judy Garland or... Stonewall! [Gypsy laughs] Clive: Being queer is a very small part of me. Gypsy: Yeah, whatever. (Ace Goodman) Katherine Harvey: Ben, remember our discussion about eavesdropping? Benjamin Harvey: Okay. But we're getting a boat? Katherine Harvey: Your father and I have to talk about it. Benjamin Harvey: Alright. We're getting a boat. (Ace Goodman) Martin Harvey: Ben. Katherine Harvey: Sweetie, that's rude. Captain Ron: No, that's alright. Shark attack, swab. Benjamin Harvey: A shark ate your eye? (Ace Goodman) Katherine Harvey: Your boat sank? Captain Ron: No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast. Katherine Harvey: Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? Captain Ron: You've heard of it, huh? (Ace Goodman) [Ben nods] Captain Ron: Alright. Get on it. Captain Ron: [to Martin] Sort've an incentive kind of a deal, huh? Martin Harvey: Ah. Good. Captain Ron: Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab. (Ace Goodman) Captain Ron: Hey. Get your hands off that. Benjamin Harvey: I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it. Captain Ron: You bet your little booty, you wasn't. You want a beer, you get your own beer. (Ace Goodman) Caroline Harvey: Yeah. God, I really hate that. Like, I'm into different cultures and different ways of doing things. Like we're watching "Mr. Ed" on TV the other day, and he's speaking French, or something. (Ace Goodman) | |
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