Bobby Peru: Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air. (Ace Goodman)
Cousin Dell: I'm making my lunch! (Ace Goodman)
Sailor: I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson. (Ace Goodman)
Lula: Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt. (Ace Goodman)
OO Spool: My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me. WOOF! (Ace Goodman)
Marietta Fortune: -stumbling into men's room with a martini- Oh Sailor boy, sailor boy-eee! How would you like to fuck Lula's momma? 'Cause Lula's momma would like to fuck you.
Sailor: Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't. (Ace Goodman)
Lula: One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray.
Sailor: I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be drivin Buicks to the moon. (Ace Goodman)
Bob Ray Lemon: Marietta tells me you been tryin to fuck her in the toilet for the past ten minutes... How 'bout that, tryin to fuck your girl's mama... Tell me, what's that little cunt Lula think about that?
Sailor: Uh-oh. (Ace Goodman)
Guy at Nightclub: You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.
Sailor: This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.
Guy at Nightclub: Asshole.
Sailor: C'mere. (Ace Goodman)
Sailor: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
Lula: About fifty thousand times. (Ace Goodman)
Lula: This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top. (Ace Goodman)
Lula: That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever?
Sailor: How clever?
Lula: He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington. (Ace Goodman)
Charley Price: He had found the band of jackals he needed. But as Jack McCall rode through the center of town, he experienced the terrifying certainty that a man faces when he's about to make his own name famous. He lacked both a hero's calm and a coward's resolve to survive at any price. (Ace Goodman)
Charley Price: This town reminds me of something from the bible.
James Butler 'Wild Bill' Hickok: Which part?
Charley Price: The part right before god gets angry. (Ace Goodman)
Calamity Jane: Just for old times' sake.
[Bill wipes off his mouth]
Calamity Jane: You wipin' it off?
James Butler 'Wild Bill' Hickok: No. I'm rubbin' it in. (Ace Goodman)
James Butler 'Wild Bill' Hickok: What did he say?
Woman in bar: He said that you were a horse molester.
James Butler 'Wild Bill' Hickok: He say what horse? (Ace Goodman)
James Butler 'Wild Bill' Hickok: You inconsiderate bastard. (Ace Goodman)
Pike Bishop: I'd like to make one good score and back off...
Dutch Engstrom: Back off to what? (Ace Goodman)
Pike Bishop: With the way the Generalissimo's cleaned out this part of the country, he ought to have a lot
[of silver]
Pike Bishop: to spare.
Dutch Engstrom: Eh, Generalissimo, hell. He's just another bandit grabbin' all he can for himself.
Pike Bishop: Like some others I could mention.
[laughs]
Dutch Engstrom: Not so's you'd know it, Mr. Bishop. We ain't nothin' like him. We don't HANG nobody. I hope someday these people here kick him and the rest of that scum like him right into their graves.
Angel: We will. If it takes forever. (Ace Goodman)
Pike Bishop: [talking about the railroad] There was a man named Harrigan. Used to have a way of doin' things. I made him change his ways. A hell of a lot of people, Dutch, just can't stand to be wrong.
Dutch Engstrom: Pride.
Pike Bishop: And they can't forget it... that pride... being wrong. Or learn by it
Dutch Engstrom: How 'bout us, Pike? You reckon we learned - bein' wrong, today?
Pike Bishop: I sure hope to God we did. (Ace Goodman)
Deke Thornton: [addressing his posse] You think Pike and old Sykes haven't been watchin' us. They know what this is all about - and what do I have? Nothin' but you egg-suckin', chicken stealing gutter trash with not even sixty rounds between you. We're after men - and I wish to God I was with them. The next time you make a mistake, I'm going to ride off and let you die. (Ace Goodman)
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