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Paul Crewe: Oh I did, did I? Caretaker: Oh I ain't saying you did or you didn't. All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American. (Ace Goodman) Caretaker: You mind if I ask you one question? Paul Crewe: Yes, I do mind! Caretaker: Why did you do it? Paul Crewe: It's a long story. Caretaker: Well, I got eight years. (Ace Goodman) Pop: For me it was. Paul Crewe: Then give me my damn shoe! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Caretaker: Indian. Paul Crewe: That makes sense. Caretaker: Now don't go making any ethnic jokes. [They meet the Indian] Paul Crewe: Paul Crewe. Heard you played some football. The Indian: Yeah. Paul Crewe: Where? The Indian: Oklahoma State. Paul Crewe: Oklahoma State U? The Indian: Prison. Paul Crewe: Well, first thing we have to do is get you out of here. The Indian: How? [Paul looks back at Caretaker] Paul Crewe: Well, we'll work on it. (Ace Goodman) Paul Crewe: Couldn't find a car wash. (Ace Goodman) Paul Crewe: [to the warden] Stick this in your trophy case. [he walks into the stadium tunnel] Trainer: I knew you could do it! (Ace Goodman) Nate Scarboro: Well maybe so, but you spend fourteen years in this tank, and you begin to understand that you've only got two things left they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you - your balls - and you better hang onto them because they're about the only thing you're gonna have when you get out of here. (Ace Goodman) Caretaker: Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him. (Ace Goodman) Warden Hazen: What's that, Mr. Crewe? Paul Crewe: That you're not out here with us knockin' heads. Warden Hazen: I'm afraid I'm a little old for that. Paul Crewe: No, you never had the guts to begin with! (Ace Goodman) Crewe: Not today, boss! (Ace Goodman) Caretaker: Well, there he is. Connie Shokner, baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he's been in here. Crewe: Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff. Caretaker: Oh, that was before he learned karate. Crewe: Say, what's he doing now? Caretaker: Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him. (Ace Goodman) Announcer: I think he broke his fuckin' neck! Team doctor: One side, one side. [Examines injured player] Team doctor: Get the ambulance! I think he broke his fuckin' neck. Samson: See! I told you I broke his fuckin' neck! (Ace Goodman) Paul Crewe: That team against the pros? Warden Hazen: Yeah. Paul Crewe: Well, you'd have a real problem. Warden Hazen: Well, how do you think we'd do against the cons? (Ace Goodman) Caretaker: I can get you steroids, vitamins, greenies, anything you want. You name it. I'm the best hustler in the joint. Paul Crewe: How much of what this guy says he can do, can he do? Nate Scarboro: He can get you laid in here... with a woman. (Ace Goodman) Samson: With the guards? Paul Crewe: Uh huh. Samson: Sure, I'd like that. (Ace Goodman) Nate Scarboro: Well, maybe so. But you spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two thing left they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you. Your balls. And you better hang onto them, because they're about the only thing you're gonna have when you get out of here. (Ace Goodman) Paul Crewe: That was a dropkick. Bogdanski: Dropkick? Paul Crewe: Dropkick. Bogdanski: How much is that worth? Paul Crewe: Three points. Bogdanski: Three points? Paul Crewe: Three points. Bogdanski: For that? Bullshit! (Ace Goodman) | |
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