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[Cynthia just looks at him] Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: All right, maybe I can talk with him, reason with him. I mean, we're friends now, right? Cynthia Tudeski: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz? [Cynthia just looks at him] Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz. (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Yeah. Why? Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Because I've never met a dentist I liked. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Well, I try to keep things as painless as possible. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Me, too. (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Yes. Jill St. Claire: Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out, and get laid. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Jill! [covers the phone] Jill St. Claire: And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Yeah. Who knew? (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly... Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it? Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down! Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...! [Jill takes the phone from Jimmy] Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE! [to Jill] Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Get him to tell you where he is! [into phone] Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: JUST STAY RIGHT THERE! [Jill takes the phone away] Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: It's a DISGRACE... Jill St. Claire: [into phone] Oz, you stud, you! Frankie Figs: Gonna be a DEAD stud. (Ace Goodman) [to Frankie] Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: He said he's in love with Cynthia! Frankie Figs: No shit! Jill St. Claire: So SHE'S the one! Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: She's the one what? Jill St. Claire: The one he schtupped in Chicago! Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: The one he... (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: But murder he's okay with.? Cynthia Tudeski: It's what he does. (Ace Goodman) Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski: Well, I had to kill one of you. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him? (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Would it do any good? Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: ...No. (Ace Goodman) Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first? Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: Please, by all means. (Ace Goodman) Jill St. Claire: Do you see why I couldn't kill him? (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Afraid so. Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski: You suicidal? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Why would you say that? Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die. (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: You're expecting an arguement? (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: "Don't blong"? Janni Gogolack: [Annoyed] Don't-BE-long! (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: No, I live here with my wife. (Ace Goodman) Sophie Oseransky: Who you going to believe? A contract killer or your wife? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Do I have to answer that? (Ace Goodman) Cynthia Tudeski: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Thanks. (Ace Goodman) Cynthia Tudeski: Explain to me how that's any of your business. (Ace Goodman) | |
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