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Nick: I'm not upset. George: You're testy. Nick: Yes. (Ace Goodman) Martha: You're all flops. I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops. (Ace Goodman) | |
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George: That wasn't a very nice thing to say, Martha. (Ace Goodman) George: It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it. (Ace Goodman) George: Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you? Martha: Sure! "Never mix, never worry!" (Ace Goodman) [Harry Crumb falls backwards in his chair] Harry Crumb: What? Let me see those. Mrs. MacIntyre: Give them here. Harry Crumb: Not so fast. I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along! Mrs. MacIntyre: What? Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazball husband is as low as it gets! Mrs. MacIntyre: I don't belive this! Harry Crumb: Belive what you want, lady. But don't belive it here. Mrs. MacIntyre: You are a poor excuse for a human being! Harry Crumb: Says you! (Ace Goodman) Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous. [pause] Harry Crumb: But easy to find. (Ace Goodman) Suki's Salon Receptionist: Could you spell that please? Harry Crumb: I don't think so. Try it with a "D". (Ace Goodman) Harry Crumb: You know, that may be worth something. (Ace Goodman) [pause] Janni Gogolack: Where was I? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Wermin, I think. Wermin. Janni Gogolack: We're talking about someone - SCREW THAT! - some THING that doesn't deserve to be breathing. The AIR! (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Why would you say that? Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: So what are you betting on? Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you. (Ace Goodman) [grabs his crotch] Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: Huevos grandes, amigo! (Ace Goodman) Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: I felt sorry for him! I like him. Well, I liked him? Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: So you don't like him no more? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Well, it's a little hard to maintain a friendship with a man who wants to kill you. Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: If you sold my ass out to Janni, then told me about it, I'd want to ice your ass, too! Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: I know. [Frankie sucks on his teeth] Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: You know, I can close that gap for you. Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: Really? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Yeah, you'd be in and out. Franklin 'Frankie Figs'Figueroa: You're kidding. This thing right here? (Ace Goodman) | |
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