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Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know. Pumbaa: Oh. What are they? Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing. Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away. Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas. (Ace Goodman) Pumbaa: I'd say brownish-gold. Timon: No, no, no. I mean he's depressed. Pumbaa: Oh. (Ace Goodman) Mufasa: Fire away. Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper... (Ace Goodman) Young Simba: Wow. Mufasa: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king. Young Simba: And this'll all be mine? Mufasa: Everything. Young Simba: Everything the light touches... (Ace Goodman) | |
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Adult Simba: You're right, I'm not. Now are you satisfied? Nala: No, just disappointed. Adult Simba: You know you're starting to sound like my father. Nala: Good. At least one of us does. (Ace Goodman) Young Simba: Be-what? Zazu: Betrothed. Intended. Affianced. Young Nala: Meaning...? Zazu: One day, you two are going to be married. Young Simba: Yuck. Young Nala: Ewww. Young Simba: I can't marry her. She's my friend. Young Nala: Yeah. It'd be so weird. Zazu: Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you two turtle-doves have no choice. It's a tradition that goes back generations. Young Simba: Well, when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go. Zazu: Not so long as I'm around. Young Simba: Well, in that case, you're fired. Zazu: Hmmm... Nice try, but only the king can do that. Young Nala: Well, he's the future king. Young Simba: Yeah. So you have to do what I tell you. Zazu: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed. Young Simba: Hmph. Not the way I see it. (Ace Goodman) [starts kissing Simba's feet] Adult Simba: Stop that. Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel. (Ace Goodman) [Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick] Adult Simba: Ow! Jeez, what was that for? Rafiki: It doesn't matter. It's in the past. [laughs] Adult Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts. Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it. [swings his stick at Simba again who ducks out of the way] Rafiki: Ha. You See? So what are you going to do? Adult Simba: First, I'm gonna take your stick. [Simba snatches Rafiki's stick and throws it and Rafiki runs to grab it] Rafiki: No, not the stick! Hey, where you going? Adult Simba: I'm going back! Rafiki: Good! Go on! Get out of here! [Rafiki begins laughing and screeching loudly] (Ace Goodman) Rafiki: Correction: I *know* your father. (Ace Goodman) Scar: [sees the mouse scampering off] Oh, now look, Zazu, yu made me lose my lunch. Zazu: Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia. Scar: [approaches him menacingly] Oooh... I quiver with *fear*... (Ace Goodman) Scar: Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps *you* shouldn't turn your back on *me*. Mufasa: [roars, runs to stand before him] Is that a challenge? Scar: Temper, temper. I wouldn't *dream* of challenging you. Zazu: Pity! Why not? Scar: Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. (Ace Goodman) Mufasa: What am I going to do with him? Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw rug. Mufasa: [Surprised] Zazu! Zazu: And just think, Whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him. (Ace Goodman) Scar: Oh no Mufasa. Perhaps *you* shouldn't turn your back on me. Mufasa: [Roars angrily] Is that a challenge? Scar: Temper temper. I wouldn't *dream* of challenging you. Zazu: Pity. Why not? Scar: Well as far as brains go I got the lion's share but when it comes to brute strength, I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. (Ace Goodman) Mufasa: A pouncing lesson. Zazu: Oh, very good. Pouncing. *Pouncing*? Oh, no, Sire, you can't be serious... [Mufasa signs for "turn around"] Zazu: This is so humiliating. (Ace Goodman) Young Simba: Everything. Scar: He didn't show you what's beyond that rise at the northern border? Young Simba: Well, no. He says I can't go there. Scar: And he's absolutely right! It's far too dangerous. Only the bravest lions go there. Young Simba: Well, I'm brave. What's out there? Scar: No, I'm sorry, Simba, I just *can't* tell you. Young Simba: Why not? Scar: Simba, Simba, I'm only looking out for the well-being of my favorite nephew. Young Simba: Yeah, right. I'm your only nephew. Scar: All the more reason for me to be protective. (Ace Goodman) Young Nala: We could get in big trouble. Young Simba: I know. (Ace Goodman) Zazu: That's *Mr.* Banana Beak to you, Fuzzy! And right now, we are all in very real danger. Young Simba: Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha! (Ace Goodman) Young Simba: Puh. You can't do anything to me. Zazu: Uhh... technically, they can. We are on their land. Young Simba: But Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering mangy stupid poachers. Zazu: Ix-nay on the oopid-stay... Banzai: Who're callin' "oopid-stay?" Zazu: Oh, my, my, my. Look at the sun. It's time to go! (Ace Goodman) Shenzi: Like... you? Young Simba: Oops. (Ace Goodman) Young Simba: I know. Mufasa: You could have been killed! You deliberately disobeyed me! And what's worse: you put Nala in danger! Young Simba: I was just trying to be brave like you. Mufasa: I'm only brave when I have to be! Simba, being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble! Young Simba: But you're not scared of anything! Mufasa: Well, I was today. Young Simba: You were? Mufasa: Yes. I thought I might lose you. Young Simba: I guess even kings get scared, huh? Mufasa: Mmm-hmm. Young Simba: But you know what? Mufasa: What? Young Simba: I think those hyenas were even scareder. Mufasa: [laughs] 'Cause nobody messes with your dad! (Ace Goodman) Shenzi: We were afraid it was somebody important. Banzai: Yeah, you know, like Mufasa. Scar: I see. Banzai: Now that's power. Shenzi: Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder. Banzai: Mufasa! Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again! Banzai: Mufasa! Shenzi: Ooooh! Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa! Shenzi: Ooooh! [breaks into laughter] Shenzi: And it tingles me! Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots. (Ace Goodman) Scar: For the death of the king! Banzai: What? Is he sick? Scar: No, fool. We're going to kill him. Simba too. Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king? Banzai, Shenzi: [singing] No king, no king, la la la la la la... Scar: Idiots! There will *be* a king! Banzai: But you said... Scar: *I* will be king. 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