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Anne: We're going home. Young Allie: We're leaving now? Anne: Mm-hmm. Young Allie: No, we're not supposed to be leaving for another week. Anne: Get dressed, come downstairs and have some breakfast. Willa will pack your things. Willa: Why, I'd be happy to pack your things, Miss Allie. Young Allie: No, I don't want you touching my stuff, I'm not going! Anne: Yes, you are. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Fin: Her name is Allie Hamilton. She's here for the summer with her family. Dad's got more money than God. (Ace Goodman) [talking to Afonya's guest] Afonya's guest: He is not in. Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Where is he? Fedul's pal: He left. Fedul, Afonya's creditor: How? Afonya's guest: He left to collect potatoes. Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Oh! I don't like such people [talking to his friend] Fedul's pal: Who is this? [talking to Fedul] Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Who are you? Afonya's guest: Me? I'm a relative. Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Give me ruble relative! Afonya ownes me a rubl! Fedul's pal: Two. [talking to Fedul] Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Two! Two! (Ace Goodman) Phil: Not a chance. Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well? Phil: Ned Ryerson? Ned: BING. Phil: Bing. (Ace Goodman) Phil: A gust of wind. [a gust of wind blows] Phil: A dog barks. [a dog barks in the distance] Phil: Cue the truck. [an armored truck drives up] Phil: Exit Herman; walk out into the bank. [Herman gets out of the armored truck and walks into the bank] Phil: Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. [Felix gets out of truck and stands there] Phil: All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey... That's better. [Doris walks up fixing her outfit] Phil: [impersonating Doris] Felix. [Doris says, "Felix"] Phil: [impersonating Felix] How ya doin' Doris? [Felix asks Doris a question] Phil: [impersonating Doris] Can I have a roll of quarters? [Doris asks Felix for a roll of quarters] Phil: [Phil stands up and begins to walk towards the armored car, counting to himself] Phil: 10, 9, 8, car... [a car drives in front of Phil] Phil: ...6, 5, quarters... [roll of quarters breaks open, hitting the ground] Phil: ...3, 2... [Phil reaches over Felix and takes a bag of money out of the back of the armored truck] Herman: Felix, did I bring out two bags or one? Felix: I dunno. (Ace Goodman) Phil: Not today. (Ace Goodman) Phil: Yeah, like the groundhog Phil. Gus: Look out for your shadow there, buddy. Phil: Morons, your bus is leaving. (Ace Goodman) [Larry shakes his head "no."] Phil Connors: Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? [Rita shakes her head "no."] (Ace Goodman) Phil: I'm sorry to hear that, Felix. (Ace Goodman) Rita: Oh, really? Phil: Every day I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal. (Ace Goodman) Phil: Didn't you just ask me that? (Ace Goodman) Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano *mover*, so... (Ace Goodman) | |
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