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Lionel: That's an unprovoked racist slur. Porna: Excuse me, we are from Bom-fucking-bay! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Zeke: Why the fuck does she think that? Brad: Because I told her I was. It was the only way she'd come home with me. Eric: Do you even know her best friend? Brad: Of course not, I never know their best friend, but if they believe I know their best friends, then I'm like... Safe. Zeke: What the fuck you mean safe? Brad: Safe, you know, it's like she wants to know you have something in common before she lets you in. It's kinda like the college connection. When you meet a chick from college she automatically feels comfortable lettin you nail her. She thinks that you have this common bond all because you go to the same school. All of the sudden,(snaps fingers), SAFE. (Ace Goodman) Uncle Joe: You have to watch it what? (Ace Goodman) The Rental Agent: That's the way it is in L.A. The renter provides their own. Greenie: There's a stove... a dishwasher... a garbage disposal... there's even a trash compactor!... But there's no refrigerator?... Do you know how f*cked up that is? (Ace Goodman) Bill Dansing: Yeah, he seemed mighty disappointed when he heard you wasn't buried yet. (Ace Goodman) Kathy Bostock: Because we love you. (Ace Goodman) Charlie Bostock: Me pully. (Ace Goodman) Fran: Not me. That's what killed mama. (Ace Goodman) Harvey Upshaw: Don't worry, I won't even take them out of my mouth. (Ace Goodman) Jones: Doesn't seem to have done you much good. (Ace Goodman) Buzz Baker: Three. Waiter: You said three? Buzz Baker: I hope we're being followed. (Ace Goodman) Buzz Baker: Oh, it's all right. I'm just going to watch. (Ace Goodman) Phil Davis: How can you stop a dog from biting you on Monday? Betty Haynes: Oh, everyone knows that, Mr. Bones. You kill the dog on Sunday. Phil Davis: But that's not how it goes in the version without a doubt. Betty Haynes: It's not? Phil Davis: You just have to get the dog's teeth pulled out. Betty Haynes: Ah, Mr. Bones! that's terrible! Phil Davis: Uh-huh! Betty Haynes, Bob Wallace: Yes, Mr. Bones. That's terrible. Phil Davis: Uh-huh. (Ace Goodman) | |
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