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Major John Smith: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment. Lt. Morris Schaffer: Thanks; that makes it even worse. (Ace Goodman) Lt. Morris Schaffer: Yeah, I THOUGHT he looked a little nuts. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Major John Smith: No guesswork, Colonel. Your pointing that gun at me is sufficient evidence... you ARE pointing it at me, aren't you? (Ace Goodman) Mary Ellison: One day, I won't come at all. (Ace Goodman) Major John Smith: I'll try, lieutenant. (Ace Goodman) Tuggle Carpenter: Please, I don't want to disillusion you or disappoint you. TV Thompson: No, no, no, no. I won't be disillusioned or disappointed. Are you a good girl, Tuggle? Tuggle Carpenter: [reluctantly] Ummhmm. TV Thompson: [disillusioned and disappointed] Oh... Tuggle Carpenter: [leaving] I knew it. (Ace Goodman) [laughter from officers] Police Captain: Now these kids didn't come down here to break the law. They'll break it for sure, but that's not their main objective. And remember that they are our guests. So, I want every man on the force to try his best, his level best, to try to avoid arresting anyone. I know that this going to take great will power but try. And, above all preserve your scene of humor. Cause you're gonna need it if you want to survive. And... God bless you all. (Ace Goodman) Lola Fandango: Just once, and it was purely by accident. The night my strap broke? (Ace Goodman) Lola Fandango: Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs. TV Thompson: [looking at her chest] What lungs! (Ace Goodman) Merritt Andrews: I'm not frightened and I'm not being coy. It's just that I've... I've never done anything like this before. Ryder Smith: You certainly had me fooled. All that talk. Merritt Andrews: That's all it was is talk, and unless you love me the way I love you... Ryder Smith: I love you, Merritt, I love you. (Ace Goodman) Ryder Smith: Yeah, maybe a little too nice. TV Thompson: Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win? Ryder Smith: You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes. TV Thompson: Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical. Ryder Smith: You know something. I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men. TV Thompson: Well not so much for a guy like you, you can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right. (Ace Goodman) Tuggle Carpenter: [points to TV's radio] What's that? TV Thompson: Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: That's a good question. Let me see... [the audience cheers as Thompson lights a joint. A few people throw joints onto the stage] Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked. (Ace Goodman) Candidate: How's the family Harris? Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Oh the family, well that's bad news. The screwheads finally came and took my daughter away. Let me ask you a question sir, what is this country doing for the doomed? There are two kinds of people in this country, the doomed and the screwheads. Savage tribal thugs who live off their legal incomes, brow deep out there; no respect for human dignity. They don't know what you and I understand, you know what I mean. Candidate: You ever play football, Harris? Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Yes sir, thank you sir. I played in college, and they're gonna get your daughter too sir. I've heard their rallies, they like Julie but Tricia... and they really hate you sir. You know that one and a half of the State Senate of Utah are screwheads. You know I was never really frightened by the bopheads and the potheads with their silliness never really frightened me either, but these goddam screwheads, they terrify me. And the poor doomed, the young, and the silly, the honest, the weak, the Italians... they're doomed, they're lost, they're helpless, they're somebody else's meal, they're like pigs in the wilderness. Candidate: Come here Harris, come here. Fuck the doomed! (Ace Goodman) King: Yeah, well Brenda says a lot of things. And I believe about... none of them. (Ace Goodman) Chloe McBain: Don't call him "the fag!" Daphne McBain: Don't call him "the Shit!" Shitty: At least I'm "the Shit." You're just A shit. (Ace Goodman) | |
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