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Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay. Roy: Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it. Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this. (Ace Goodman) Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst. Roy: Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling. Ernie McCracken: Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck. (Ace Goodman) Roy: You would be punctilious in assuming that." (Ace Goodman) | |
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[takes a sip of coffee] Roy: Now, that's hot. (Ace Goodman) Roy: I promise you, you're not his type. Claudia: Oh, I'm his type. I'm every guy's type. (Ace Goodman) [he trips and falls] Roy: Oww, I think I tore my sack. Ishmael: [loudly] Are you OK Mr. Munson? Roy: Shh, what did I just say? Ishmael: Uh, I think I tore my sack. (Ace Goodman) Roy: My name's not boy. It's Roy. [makes a spare] Roy: Roy Munson. (Ace Goodman) Roy: Why not? Ishmael: It's a stimulant. Roy: What the hell do you think cigarettes are? Ishmael: They are? [Roy nods] Ishmael: All right, make it extra large, two sugars, lots of cream. *Lots* of cream. (Ace Goodman) McKnight Bowl Bartender: You get that way from ginger ale? Roy: Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot. (Ace Goodman) [scoffs] Ishmael: That's for Quakers. (Ace Goodman) Roy: Hey, hey, Ish. Ish! *Ish*! Ishmael: No. No! *No* way! Roy: Hey! Listen, you stupid banana head! You don't have to bet. I'll bet for you. Ishmael: Oh, that's cool. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? [Roy agrees by gesturing with his hook and then looks at it awkwardly] (Ace Goodman) [snickering] (Ace Goodman) Scranton Wino: Taking forever. (Ace Goodman) | |
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