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Gilbert: It is big. It's very big. Becky: Big doesn't even sum it up, right? That word big is so small. (Ace Goodman) Arnie: Yeah! Gilbert: You're such a big boy. Arnie: I'm a big boy! Gilbert: You know what? I bet you could do this all by yourself if you really wanted to. Could you do this by yourself? Arnie: I'm a big boy! Gilbert: Yeah, you're a big boy. Now take this... Arnie: Take this. Gilbert: Wash everything, your towels are there. Arnie: Okay! Gilbert: And your robe is there. Arnie: Okay! The big boy is gonna wash himself! (Ace Goodman) Momma: OK, Sunshine, you can have hot dogs. (Ace Goodman) Gilbert: She's fat. Tucker: Come on man. She's not all that big, Gilbert. Gilbert: What? Tucker: Listen, I saw a guy at the state fair that was... a little bit bigger. Gilbert: A little bit bigger? Tucker: Look, all I'm sayin is that she's not the biggest I ever seen, okay? Gilbert: Tucker, she's a whale! Tucker: Well take her out for a walk once and while. Gilbert: Take her out for a jog! Arnie: She's a whale! Tucker, she's a whale! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Gilbert: I think you mean shining. Momma: No shimmering. You shimmer, and you glow. (Ace Goodman) Tina Turner: Go straight to hell, Ike! (Ace Goodman) Rita: Don't resist. Capitulate. (Ace Goodman) Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point. (Ace Goodman) Victor Skakapopulis: Some, uh, some fig newtons, and some Hershey bars, and some cough drops. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I think that you have a little sexual block over the spelling of that naughty name. Allow me to help you, I'm a psychoanalyst, among other things. (Ace Goodman) Anna Fassbender: An illusion? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: An illusion. Shut the door, count three . . . Anna Fassbender: Three? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Four, if you like, but close the door and you'll see it's just an illusion. (Ace Goodman) Michael James: If you followed me here, how did you contrive to be here before me? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I followed you... very fast. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is there any sex in it? Michael James: Oh, no. This is a game for gentlemen, played by gentlemen. Dr. Fritz Fassbender: It's sick, sick. (Ace Goodman) Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Have I got any salt? I got a boat, I got kerosene, matches, firecrackers, two swords, and this flag. But, I ain't got no salt. (Ace Goodman) Michael James: I have to look at her, she was talking to me; I looked in the direction the sound was coming from. (Ace Goodman) Michael James: Give me the key. Carole Werner: No. Take a cab. Michael James: I don't wish to take a key, I want my carcabs! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than YOU! (Ace Goodman) Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer! Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up! (Ace Goodman) Rita: Who is that thing? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: That is no thing, it's my wife! (Ace Goodman) | |
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