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[hangs up the phone] Tom: Assbag! (Ace Goodman) Sarah: Call me crazy, but I'm not in the mood to make love to you. (Ace Goodman) | |
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[slaps man helping her up] Sarah: Grazie, grazie god dammit. (Ace Goodman) Tom: BRING EM ON, WILLIE! (Ace Goodman) Sarah: MURDERER! (Ace Goodman) Tom: I couldn't agree with you more. (Ace Goodman) Yuan: Me not jack in box. You jack in box. (Ace Goodman) Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college. Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure. (Ace Goodman) Sarah: Since when do we care what people think. (Ace Goodman) Kyle: Minimum. Tom: I don't even have to think about it. Kyle: Ok, is there a girl you wished you'd hooked up with, but didn't? Tom: You are like the worst best man ever! (Ace Goodman) [Sarah starts laughing] Tom: -why are you laughing? I'm concerned! (Ace Goodman) Sarah: This is a European compact. Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo! Sarah: Baby, just floor it. Tom: I *am* flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there! (Ace Goodman) [looks at Tom] Kyle: Or not. (Ace Goodman) Tom: What are you talking about? Kyle: Oh, I love Sarah, don't get me wrong, but... rich chicks spook. (Ace Goodman) Tom: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'. Kyle: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog! [laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression] Kyle: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave. (Ace Goodman) Ashley Albright: [light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA! Jake Hardin: ...electrocuted. (Ace Goodman) | |
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