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Jonah: Money is no object. (Ace Goodman) Mr. Lunt: Where? Larry: Right there! Over by the barbecue! Mr. Lunt: [picks up ping-pong ball] Got it! (Ace Goodman) Khalil: I am a skilled metal worker? Oh, I did not know that! (Ace Goodman) Jonah: Oh, I don't want to talk about it. Khalil: Oh, you do not have to tell me. Because I already know. Jonah: You do? Khalil: Oh, yes. There is a woman in Ninevah, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus? She is waiting for you, but your job is in the way. Her father is the head of an international band of camel thieves. Today you sail out to Tarshish to deliver a message to the camel thieves, but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love! [pause] Khalil: Insight runs very deep in my family. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Larry: Oh, you don't have to do that! We've got a plank! You can just walk off! Jonah: Yes, thank you. You're too kind. (Ace Goodman) Jonah: No, I don't suppose a refund would do me much good now, would it? (Ace Goodman) Mr. Lunt: We ain't got no ammo! [Larry spots garden items] Larry: Oh, yes, we do! (Ace Goodman) King Twistomer: Smell him. City Official, Crazy Jopponian: Excuse me, sire? King Twistomer: Smell him. [official smells Jonah and faints] (Ace Goodman) [whispers] Jonah: I picked a safe distance so we won't get singed. (Ace Goodman) Khalil: Of course! Digestion runs very deep in my family. (Ace Goodman) Mr. Lunt: Argh! Watch your tongue, matey! Or we'll... what'll we do? Larry: Nothing. We're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. Mr. Lunt: Oh. Argh! You got off easy today! (Ace Goodman) Dad: Tree!... Cabin!... Underwear! (Ace Goodman) Pa Grape: Oh, do I ever. Larry: I remember it like it was yesterday. (Ace Goodman) Crowd: [Gasps] Jonah: Oh, it's a message of encouragement. Crowd: Oh. (Ace Goodman) Larry: How am I supposed to cheat at Go Fish? [pause] Mr. Lunt: I don't know. (Ace Goodman) Pa Grape: The question is, "What did YOU learn?" (Ace Goodman) Larry: And maybe some scampi. (Ace Goodman) Larry: I'm gonna go home and take a nap! Pa Grape: Come on, we have contractual obligations to finish the song. Mr. Lunt: They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal! Get back in the booth! Larry: Wake me up for the prequel! [Larry leaves] Pa Grape: Oh, come on! We were just starting to have fun! [laughs] Pa Grape: Oh man, I need a tums. [Pa leaves] Mr. Lunt: What? What, are we done? You mean that's it? Zim-bom-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-bing?... Hey, hey, ho ho ho, Hey hey, ho ho ho, hey hey... If you need me, I'll be on the porch. (Ace Goodman) Dad: Tree!... Cabin!... Larry-Boy! [the van suddenly runs into a clothes line on which Larry-Boy is hanging] Larry: Hi, guys! What's up? (Ace Goodman) | |
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