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Siggy: Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood. (Ace Goodman) Bob Wiley: You're lucky you're only 12. Siggy: It was still grim. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Mrs. Guttman: Burn in hell, Dr. Marvin! (Ace Goodman) [Doors close] Bob Wiley: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Leo Marvin: That's good, KEEP SAILING BOB! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Leo Marvin: Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure. (Ace Goodman) Bob Wiley: Yes I will. Dr. Leo Marvin: No you won't. You're just saying you will, so that when I don't kill you, you'll show up again and make everyone else in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a shmuck. But I'm not a shmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun. (Ace Goodman) Bob Wiley: How much you got there? Dr. Leo Marvin: Twenty pounds. (Ace Goodman) Bob Wiley: I'm divorced. Dr. Leo Marvin: Would you like to talk about that? Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him. (Ace Goodman) Bob Wiley: Okay I'll be quiet. Siggy: And I'll be peace! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Leo Marvin: It's exceptionally rare. Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead! Dr. Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this? Bob Wiley: Well, if I fake it then I don't have it. (Ace Goodman) [Leo opens the door; there's Bob] Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy? Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE? (Ace Goodman) Chris Nielsen: It's not about understanding... it's about *not* giving up! (Ace Goodman) Chris Nielsen: It's a dream baby, it's a beautiful one, but you know dreams... Marie: I know, aren't real. I know. (Ace Goodman) | |
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