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Martin Brody: [complacent] Good coffee... Ellen Brody: Try a donut. (Ace Goodman) Martin Brody: Well, I'll see what I can do, but remember, it's under federal jurisdiction. Phil Fogarty: So call the FBI! (Ace Goodman) Len Peterson: Oh, shit! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Elkins: This is a mammal. Not a fish. Martin Brody: Don't quibble with me! Is it a shark bite or isn't it? Dr. Elkins: Possibly. Again, this is a killer whale, wouldn't have to be a shark a considerable size. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Martin Brody: Listen, did you have a fix on those kids yet? Helicopter Pilot: Negative - I'm still down. Martin Brody: Well, you'd better get the hell up because, I'm out here all alone! (Ace Goodman) Mike Brody: Yeah, it's her job. Andy Williams: Did she make the punch? Mike Brody: No. Andy Williams: [throwing it back in the bowl] Good, it's terrible! (Ace Goodman) Martin Brody: Maybe they're right... I'm tired... I'm tired... Too damn tired... Ellen Brody: Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk. (Ace Goodman) Red: We've been over this a dozen times. Hendricks: I know, I know! Red: How much longer? Hendricks: Until we find something! Red: But I'm cold, bored... Hendricks: You're bored! (Ace Goodman) Red: Oh, shit! Drop it! Hendricks: Wh- What is it? Red: Drop it! It's a power line! Hendricks: Oh, terrific! (Ace Goodman) Dr. Elkins: The what? Martin Brody: The shape of the mouth... Dr. Elkins: Whales mouth? Martin Brody: Shark's mouth. Dr. Elkins: What shark? Martin Brody: The shark that did this. Dr. Elkins: We don't know that, do we? Martin Brody: But we're here to find out! Dr. Elkins: And we will. Hendricks: I can't hear you if you're going to whisper! (Ace Goodman) Mayor Larry Vaughn: Are you serious? Martin Brody: You bet I'm serious. (Ace Goodman) Martin Brody: Lens my ass! Len Peterson: You're damn right it's your ass! (Ace Goodman) Timmy: Who are you going to ask next? Doug: Tina Wilcox. Timmy: Ed's girlfriend... You're crazy! Doug: It doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest. Timmy: That's a crock of shit! Timmy: I know! (Ace Goodman) Hendricks: About ten degrees off your starboard bow. You take... Martin Brody: Don't give me that shit, point! (Ace Goodman) [referring to Silent Bob] Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it. (Ace Goodman) Jay: What buzz? Holden: The Internet buzz. Jay: What the fuck is the Internet? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. (Ace Goodman) | |
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