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Coop: Me too. Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into. Susie: Yeah! Ben: What time do you wanna meet? J.J.: You mean ten years from now? Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it. Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30? Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30. McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time. Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed? Together: Agreed. McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00. Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right? McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice. (Ace Goodman) Henry: Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems. Beth: Don't tell me, Oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs! Henry: No... Yes, but that's not the point. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Ben: Hmph! Susie: ...director slash choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my BALLS woman! I am telling you the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living HELL! (long pause, now calm) All right, I'll put him on last. Beth: Good. (walks away) Susie: Oh she always wins! (Ace Goodman) Katie: What did you say? Coop: Oh hey... from before... (Ace Goodman) Andy: Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day. Lindsay: Oh, you mean a journal? Andy: Yeah, whatever. I guess I'm not all smart like you. (Ace Goodman) Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp because I'm allergic to oxymorons! (Ace Goodman) J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina? Gary: No, dickhead, sex. (Ace Goodman) Neil: Wh - you're joking, right dude? I mean you're a stallion, man, you've had like fifty or sixty women, so it's, you know, it's like... Victor: Actually it's closer to... zero. Neil: Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! You are a loser! No! [under his breath] Neil: You're such a loser. (Ace Goodman) Gary: Come on - what? Gene: Finish up the taters. Gary: And then what did you say? Gene: And then what did I say? Gary: You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters. Gene: Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said fondue cheddar, I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight. Gary: No Gene, that is not what you said. Gene: That is what I said. Fondue cheddar. (Ace Goodman) Coop: Huh? Gene? Gene: Shh... it isn't about the girl, Coop. Coop: It isn't? Gene: Well, it is. But see if you can follow me here... it [long pause] Gene: ... isn't. Coop: Oh. So it is... and it isn't. [pause, wind blows] Gene: You are ready to be taught the new way. Coop: Will you teach me about this - what is it? A new way? (Ace Goodman) Andy: I was busy. Swimming Kid: It's your job to make sure kids don't drown! (Ace Goodman) Cure Girl: Maybe we should just let them all die. Mork Guy: No! My friend Jimmy's in there! Cure Girl: You have a friend? Mork Guy: I'm kidding. (Ace Goodman) Lindsay: You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Man. (Ace Goodman) [He chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table] Caped Boy: Anyone? Alexa! [Alexa gives him a withering glare] Caped Boy: Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag! Caped Boy: Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you. [Keith walks off] Alexa: Ewww! (Ace Goodman) Gary: Yeah. Gene: In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream. Uh, wait, forget that last part. Gary: Did you say dick cream? Gene: No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away leave me alone! (Ace Goodman) Arty: Ok. McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow and I don't want to get in trouble. Arty: Sure. McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks. Arty: I will. McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower. (Ace Goodman) | |
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