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Deb: Why are you telling me this? Garry: Because I want you to like me for what I am. Deb: Whatever you are, I like it. (Ace Goodman) Carmen: He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Max: What about the girls? Ian: Girls, shmirls! (Ace Goodman) Garry: EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact things can't get any better. (Ace Goodman) Max: [Banging on it] Yup, this puppy's for real alright. Garry: It was an accident. You know it happens. Wyatt: ACCIDENT MY ASS GARY! MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME. CHET'S COMING HOME. THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT! Garry: They're gonna shit egg rolls. (Ace Goodman) Wyatt: We forgot to hook up the doll. Lisa: You forgot to hook up the doll. (Ace Goodman) Lisa: Oh, so do I. Chet: But first I'd like to... butter your muffin. Lisa: Why do you have to be such a wanker? Chet: Because I get off on it! (Ace Goodman) Elizabeth Zaks: So, what happened? Dinky Bossetti: Well... I told her I preferred books to dolls, boots to ballet slippers and that my idea of a family vacation was for all of us to go work on the Alaskan pipeline. (Ace Goodman) Rochelle: Gloria Sykes was there and she's going to tell everybody about this. Rochelle: [pause] [Dinky says nothing] Rochelle: Don't you have anything to say? Dinky Bossetti: About the carpet sale or Gloria Sykes? (Ace Goodman) Gerald Howells: Gosh, I want to kiss you so bad, Dinky... Dinky Bossetti: It's good to want things... (Ace Goodman) Dinky: Correction. I didn't promise I wouldn't. I said I'd try not to. (Ace Goodman) Town person: She loved that dog. She used to ride it. It was a big dog. (Ace Goodman) Dinky Bosseti: It's not for you to understand, really. (Ace Goodman) Gerald Howells: You embarassed yourself. Dinky Bosseti: I'm going to laugh at you someday, Gerald Howells. (Ace Goodman) Teacher: I beg your pardon. Dinky Bossetti: And the moon throbbed and fought with an angry sun all that day and all that night. Until it forced me out. Teacher: Dinky! Dinky Bossetti: Now I scald here... alone. Touch me. With your white words and your dead hands. Now before I freeze. Teacher: That'll be enough! Dinky Bossetti: And become one of you. Teacher: DINKY! Dinky Bosseti: You interrupted me. (Ace Goodman) Jim Pearson: What's showing Tuesday? Mrs. Gilley: Some picture with Bob Hope in it. Jim Pearson: I'll wait 'til a week from Tuesday. (Ace Goodman) Jerzy: You're an idiot. (Ace Goodman) | |
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