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Larry Wilson: Aw, get your ass outta here, it's too hot! (Ace Goodman) Larry Wilson: What? Richard Parker: That's what it says. Larry Wilson: "Now he tells me he loves someone else. I can't live with that, and niether will he." It's got my name written on it! Richard Parker: Oh God. Larry Wilson: Son of a bitch. I mean, it's not bad enough that he's trying to kill me. Now he's trying to turn me into a drag queen. Why couldn't he have said you were going to have the operation? Richard Parker: It doesn't matter, Larry, it doesn't matter. Larry Wilson: Oh, yes it does matter, Richard, it does matter. I have a reputation to protect here! Richard Parker: For Christ's sake, Larry! No one is going to have a sex-change operation, huh? Larry Wilson: Oh yeah. I've gotta call the cops! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Rich Janes: Not talent. Genius maybe. You're talented, Thomas. The world is full of talented assholes. (Ace Goodman) Garry: Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue. (Ace Goodman) Chet: [Grabs Wyatt] What the hell is going on around here? Wyatt: It was an accident Chet. Chet: An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit! Wyatt: It's weird Chet. It's really weird Chet. Chet: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man. Wyatt: It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house. Chet: Don't smart mouth me you wormy little shit! [Places Wyatt in a neck hold] Hilly: Look just leave him alone! Chet: Stay out of this bimbo! It's a family matter. Wyatt: Look Chet. Find Lisa. She'll clear up everything. [Chet tightens his grip on Wyatt] Wyatt: You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet. (Ace Goodman) Garry: Look, we'll just go with the situation ok? And I'm sure by Sunday you'll think of something. You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you ok? Wyatt: I'm just being practical. Garry: I know you are and I apperciate it. Wyatt: But what are we going to do about this mess? Garry: Wyatt you have plenty of time to clean up tommorrow ok? Wyatt: Ok but don't get any B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me. [they walk out of the room and all of a sudden they are wearing nice suits] Wyatt: Where are we going anyway? Garry: I don't know she said we're going downtown and OH MY GOD! Whose stuff is this? Is this yours? Wyatt: Oh shit! Garry: What's going on here? Wyatt: I don't know. Garry: Wyatt, what's going on here? Wyatt: GARY I DON'T KNOW! But you look good though alright? Garry: Yeah? Wyatt: Yeah. (Ace Goodman) Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it? Max, Ian: Bigger tits. Max: Go! Go! Go! Garry: Give em the knee shooters. (Ace Goodman) Wyatt: We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal. Garry: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize. (Ace Goodman) Mom: [crying] You told me you were combing your hair! Garry: But I was, I was! (Ace Goodman) Garry: Ceremonial. (Ace Goodman) Garry: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! (Ace Goodman) | |
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