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Tyler: Is it true you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown? Robbie: What? No! Petey: Nervous breakdown! Nervous breakdown! Robbie: Who said that? Tyler: Everybody's been saying that. Robbie: Everybody? You're eight years old... the only people you know are your parents! Tyler: Is it true you're going to end up in a mental institution? Petey: Cuckoo's nest! Cuckoo's nest! (Ace Goodman) Robbie: Okay. Don't worry. Julia: I vomited in my hair. Robbie: All right. Julia: Does my hair smell bad? [Robbie smells her hair] Robbie: No, it smells good, actually. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Sammy: You're gonna pay me back, right? Robbie: No. But if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna tell everyone what you said at the bar. (Ace Goodman) Glenn: Mmm. I hate the aisle seat. Every time that drink cart comes by it bangs me in the elbows. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: No it felt real good, thanks for bringing that up, man. Hey, my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that? Glenn's buddy: Why would I wanna talk about that? Robbie: I don't know (Ace Goodman) Glenn: It's Gulia. Robbie: Gulia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Gulia. Julia Gulia! That's funny! (Ace Goodman) Robbie: No, I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different. Rosie: No, not about the wedding. About the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse? Robbie: Uh... Rosie: Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men. Robbie: Now, that's something I didn't wanna know about. Rosie: That was a lot back then; it'd be like two hundred today! (Ace Goodman) Old man in bar: Sounds like a country song! (Ace Goodman) Glenn: Well I do, how about an "Alabama Slammer"? Glenn's buddy: Sounds like a plan. Robbie: Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home. (Ace Goodman) Sammy: [exasperated] They were CONES! (Ace Goodman) Glenn: Kissed who? Holly: Oh, me. Glenn: Who hasn't? (Ace Goodman) Robbie: Church tongue, I like that. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! (Ace Goodman) Glenn: You think the "Time To Make The Doughnuts" guy is sexy. (Ace Goodman) | |
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