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Barry: No! Wake up, Julie. He's behind all this! How many fucked up fisherman are out there? Ray: Look, he's after me too! I got a letter. Barry: You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her car trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced! (Ace Goodman) Barry: I'll say. You two should look at a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Ben Willis: Happy Fourth of July, Julie! Julie: Please, it was an accident. Ben Willis: I know all about accidents, and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead! (Ace Goodman) Julie: Yes, yeah I'm in a lot of trouble. Ben Willis: That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running over people, getting away with murder, things like that. (Ace Goodman) Helen: I don't think we were that powerful Julie, you're giving us way to much credit. (Ace Goodman) Julie: Yeah, well, only one murder comes to mind. (Ace Goodman) Julie: I understand your pain. (Ace Goodman) Julie: So, the do is vital, got it (Ace Goodman) Helen: Somebody's buzzed. (Ace Goodman) Ray: That sounds attractive. (Ace Goodman) Ray: Well actually honey, you know how terrified I am of your IQ but it's an urban legend, American folklore and they all usually originate from some real life incident. (Ace Goodman) Barry: [screaming] Helen? Helen: I'll never mention it again. Barry: We make a pact, right here and now we take this to our grave. Ray: Agreed. Barry: Julie? [Julie nods her head in agreement] Barry: [livid] Don't you nod your head, you fuckin say it. Julie: [somber] Yeah okay. Barry: [Barry runs and grabs Julie by the neck pushing her against the car] We take this to our grave, let me hear it. Ray: Let her go Barry. Barry: You fucking say it! Julie: Okay Barry, we take this to the grave. (Ace Goodman) | |
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