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Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster: "Somebody"! Do you know how many girls there are for you to choose from? Marquis of Buckminster: Roughly 6,000,000, aren't there? Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster: Exactly 7 young women who are fit to bear our name, and your children. Marquis of Buckminster: Oh... Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster: That is, in England. Marquis of Buckminster: That's right, dear, buy British, yes. Well, come on, tell me the worst. Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster: My first choice, the Roxbury twins. Marquis of Buckminster: Both of them? Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster: Either of them. (Ace Goodman) Marquis of Buckminster: Thank you. [to himself] Marquis of Buckminster: Heads, morning room; tails, music room... Morning room. (Ace Goodman) Heckler: He employs working men! Another heckler: Yes! Speaker: Working men? Footmen in plus-fours. And what work do they do? Scent his handkerchiefs and hand him his spittoon after dinner. Have you read your evening papers? Admirals, generals, judges, brought over from all over the world, and other parts - to do what? To rehearse a wedding! (Ace Goodman) Earl of Stokeshire: Read it out, Ponsonby. Ponsonby: "The Earl and Countess of Stokeshire request the honor of your presence..." Earl of Stokeshire: [interrupting] Ridiculous! Cables cost money. Take this down [counts words on his fingers] Earl of Stokeshire: "Daughters being married June seventeenth. Expect you, Stokeshire." (Ace Goodman) | |
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Robbie: For what? Jimmie Moore: For quitting. Or should I thank Linda? My business has tripled. Julia: Well, you've just inspired me to hire a DJ. So thank you. Jimmie Moore: Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: I don't know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back into the house. He might have Tourette Syndrome. We're looking into it. (Ace Goodman) [Holds microphone to fat man] Fat Man: Love stinks? Robbie: Love stinks/ Yeah yeah [Holds microphone to fat man] Fat Man: Love stinks! Robbie: Love stinks/ Yeah, yeah [holds microphone to lady with sideburns] Lady with sideburns: Love stinks. Robbie: Love stinks. Yeah yeah. [holds microphone to table 9] Table 9: Love stinks. Robbie: Love stinks/ Yeah yeah. [Bride's father punches Robbie, Robbie falls back on a table. Bride's father jumps on him and pushes and pulls him] Robbie: Love stinks/ Love stinks/ LOVE STINKS! (Ace Goodman) Robbie: I can't talk right now. Holly: Are you back with Linda? Robbie: No! Why? Who said that? Holly: Julia. She went to your house to tell you she was falling for you and Linda answered the door in her underwear! She was so upset, she and Glenn just jumped a plane to Vegas. Robbie: What do you mean? They're getting married tomorrow! Holly: Well, apparently that wasn't soon enough. (Ace Goodman) David 'Dave' Veltri: [drunk] Hey, you know, wedding singer... Aroooo! (Ace Goodman) Julia: The right one... I always just envisioned the right one being someone I could see myself growing old with. Robbie: Yeah. Julia: And... Glenn would be a really good looking older man. Like Blake Carrington. Robbie: I'm gonna probably look like Buddy Hackett. (Ace Goodman) Linda: Yeah, that's me, Robbie's fiance. Who are you? Julia: I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him? Linda: Oh yeah, surely will, Jennifer. Julia: Hey, it's Julia - (Ace Goodman) Andy: Hang on, hon! I'm watching Dallas! I think J.R. might be dead or something - they shot him! (Ace Goodman) Sammy: I'm not happy. I'm miserable. Robbie: Wha - what? Sammy: See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? Robbie: Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet. Sammy: Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks. Robbie: So what are you saying? Sammy: What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right. Old man in bar: [Comes up behind him and hugs him] Everything is going to be all right. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight since I was in the fifth grade, but I beat the shit out of that kid, so now I'm going to beat the shit out of you. [Old guy throws a weak punch at Glenn and misses horribly] Robbie: Hey, what are you doing, man? Old Man in Bar: I'm sorry. I used to be much stronger. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: The money thing? Security? A nice house? I guess that's important to some people. Holly: No, it's not important to some people, Robbie. It's important to ALL people. Robbie: Really? Well, then I guess I'm in big trouble. (Ace Goodman) Robbie: She wasn't the right one, I guess. Julia: Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one when you were together? Robbie: I should have. Uh, I remember we went to the Grand Canyon one time. We were flying there and I'd never been there before and Linda had, so you would think that she would give me the window seat but she didn't and... not that that's a big deal, you know. It's just there were a lot of little things like that. I know that sounds stupid... Julia: Not at all. I think it's the little things that count. (Ace Goodman) Glenn: You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy. Robbie: Heh heh, that guy is funny. (Ace Goodman) Holly: Robbie. Glenn: Oh good, that guy needs to get laid. Holly: Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid. [Glenn and Julia look at her] Holly: ... All right, he probably will. (Ace Goodman) | |
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